"I have a drinking problem"

when your pastor is savage af

And I would have gotten away with it, if werent for your critical thinking

saturday is for

He brought some ;)

Things getting out of hand

Oh Walmart

Wrapping paper sales

Would you trust this sign?

Orthodox chews

Just in case I needed a reminder that I was in a Walmart.

L E T M E D I E T W I C E

For the bois

much drunk. many spin....

Planning a robbery, what shoes do you buy?

This was on a door at my university

They're good at what they do

Oh dayum

Shopping Centre, Liverpool, England.

Watch out for this wild one!

Batman and Superman were hanging out, one fine day

For all my fashion-conscious first responders, I present to you... the tactical fire romper

More trees, less...

When your blind dog begs for food....

These girls don't mess around.

After finally picking out a card I remembered I was heading to a birthday party for a 1 year old.

The most interesting yard sale in the world

Well, there goes your your chance.

I always need reminding

This senior quote

They're thick

kek

Five tips for a woman...

Fat camp....

Gondor calls for aid

Just now noticing this after living here for over a year

Oh Bill :P

std::cout<<"rekt";

favorite sport

╭∩╮ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ╭∩╮ I'm blind, I dunno what I pasted there....

Sorry for low picture quality.

Shrekt

Bravest kid in Argentina.

(▰◡▰) That's where you're wrong kiddo

Autism

Memorial Day BBQ

The best license plate ever

What's the name of this song?

Oh boy here comes my solo

I think my brother has a problem...

We all have that one uncle..

Shame overtook him

I was at dominos and i saw this:

"Pleased to meet you my good Man, I am Dog"

Thanks for the suggestion Google.....

Could finally afford a house with a French style garden!

They gonna choo-choo all night!

Pro Gamer!

"Why is your brother at the arcade taking pictures with random strangers?"

Propably the worst spot to put the writers name.

This is the only mey mey I can make in paint, please let me have it

This bookclub must be amazing

That sounds familiar

redundant title. breaking news.

"its my first time"

Degenerates be like

Paint > photoshop

capitalist pigs

wait for it

Phoenix Comicon had a mass shooter scare and banned prop weapons. Ban be damned!

My favorite Parks and Rec moment

kys.exe

At least it wasn't phallusroaches

Be careful who you call ugly in school!

HA HA *snaps fingers

Never tie your shoelace in Paris

At least put an orange flag on it. Wtf

Can't argue with logic like this

This sign at a winery

Who owned him?

Who let the dogs out...

Social Media. By Joey Fajardo

Newest addition to the house.

This one never gets old... probably cause it's too real...

Better keep this for myself

My parents bought this sign in Mexico, I had to point out the mistake.

Meta hopefully leads to death

It'll never fly

get out

For all my students...

Simpsons predicted Hitler

Today is definitely a BEES! kinda day

When you xD just right

My 4 year old niece found a dollar and said it didn't fit in the coin slot so she had rip it up.

So our 7 year old just left this on our bed...

you f*ucking doughnut

The side read "Only 10% of what we build falls down!"

sauce in comments

Where's your order 66 now

2 years ago I had no job out of college, so I decided to mow Peter Griffen into my parents lawn.