My wife's rat dog doesn't let me poop in peace

Nailed It

I ordered a 3d printer today. These were the shipping choices.

For those who love open source browsers...

Consistency is a funny thing.

Putin > Trump

#prayforGondor

This needs to stop, love not hate

my sides being destroyed (circa 2016)

I surprised her by taking her to where we first met!

SCH QPA

My kid created what I thought was an angry-rage-boner-poop-fly guy...

It's Rover , Raggy...

This is an amazing show.

surprise...

Have you come out to your family as OP?

This was at my college library entrance.

"OP, are you a fag?" - "Uhhhhh..."

Some objects must remain objects

In regard to sexism, Batman is spot on.

We are Sikh and tired.

When a train breaks down in Australia

Water tower painters decided to stop painting for the day in Sussex, WI.

--covfefe--

Get your news here

665+1

what a woman

A seal with a data-logger on its head.....

Yearbook quote level: Fred and George Weasley.

Obviously the second pic was taken with the glass sideways and then rotated -_-

Roaches

Username has already taken

Friends got me and my wife this as a gift. Peace among worlds!

No Homo Man

Jodi Foster being asked about boys in 1979

SUBSCRIBE NOW TO SEE THE NEXT EPISODE OF BEHIND THE MEME AND MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON

" What are you gonna do the rest of the day? "

A customer paid with this today.

not enough depression

A symbol of wealth in the pigeon community

Creed is my favorite.......

Shitposts Daily

Pansexual

Lifeguard Dredd

Can relate...

︻╦╤─

Anti-Rape Trick

Never felt so connected with a frog

been some time since the last bandwagon came along.

A man can dream.

When you're playing Mario Kart by yourself.

meanwhile, actual news is happening

Not this many...

Help the children.

When you accidentally kick your dog while trying to take a cool picture..

The Biggest Problem With Wonder Woman

Hanging in my cardiologist's exam room

Shout out to USA Today for having no idea where Colorado is on the map.

TIL I was a fifteen year old girl in a previous life

The confusion...

Only a roofer will truly appreciate this...

Two scorpions in my house ...I call it 'Cirque de Scorpion'

DLC comes with a grill!

I always thought it'd be more of a secret

Heroes get remembered but memes never die

I won't be satisfied until i see my cat in this

Dabson

The mirroring on this Die Hard DVD...

Why did OP cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side.

You better.. not.. move!

Greatest milk moustache ever.

Someone had to have done it

Went to a Chinese buffet, got this for a "fortune"

So many choices!

Lesson learned- don't trust just any tourist to take your photo

Don't think the street painter spent enough time there.

It's not easy

4 numba 9s

Every time I upgrade my PC

I could enjoy that raft all day

when the story is better than the porn

Autism

Wow, sounds like my kinda party

covfefe dedolanbunked. your move FBI

Meow Meow

the smashening

Serves you right, you racist!

covfefe

the path less traveled

"I saw 20 rapes per second. It's an epidemic" (pro tip for rapists: be gender fluid)

When you lose your mom at the store..

nice video i can recommand it to all of you

Loading afro.... 20%

This was on a fortune cookie given to me at the pride parade

Recent ultrasound result looks good.

Suburban in my work parking garage

larger than your average lol

Presidential memes at all time high

Man.. i would do it for C

I saw something punny the other day