An epic battle of wills is playing out in my parents new neighborhood.

yor a gizzard larry

Fake girlfriend

This poster was in the men's washroom at a dog cafe

Me: "So if the earth is flat, how does the whole moon thing work?" Flat earthers:

A rare sight to see.

I... Need, to get my eyes, looked at.

This guy's cover photo

'd forgive him

Learn fast die fast

A Surprising Revelation

I won tonight's game. Thanks Pepsi.

What happened to the peach?

This is how my family think websites are made

Neighbor kid put this letter in my mailbox, I'm tempted to do it

A plane, nearly finished with mitosis

Are we still doing phrasing?

Good idea, sign.

Lava > floor > me

*** winter I do what I want

"Karen, sweetie, I think you've had enough"

Well at least the throw was strong

If Video Games Have Taught Me Anything, This Fridge Has Some Items to Sell Me

My fiancee decided to cross-stitch this quote from her friend on a pillow.

Teenage son not impressed with my new headphones

Apparently she doesn't like the new brand of cat food

NOW HIRING! Generic Father Figure

the lords work

Six Perries

When your life is shattered but you're keeping a positive attitude

Found this at the flea market, best $2 ever spent

A-Class dad figure

$$$$$$$$$

Don't mess with granny

How I'm trying to be

Found this gem in the shop

This sign in the toilets at Kuala Lumpur airport

Unprepared he was

It's a natural defense mechanism

Newly discovered girafdog...

My mom has a way with her words..

Pulling out of Yosemite

Doggy the House Elf.

A newspaper accidentally switched the captions of these comics.

I think my friend broke the matrix.

Newborn horse learning how to eat.

You good dawg?

Sleep not found

Aliens....

When someone tells you there is plenty of fish in the sea but this is your experience

My new favourite face swap

Damn right

Her : So what do you like to do for fun? Me : I read ant bait reviews

Anon is a cyber lesbian

Wolverine Illusion

We've all been there Wednesday

Cute skin mask

/ck/ (cooking) starts a business

Shitposts Daily

There is no need for bows because all orcs are peaceful.

I have nothing to put in title since the caption is already in the post

I present to you the best film simile of all time

The woman looks like Jackie Chan tho

World's best gaming mouse

This got me weak.

isis new tricks

The midget giraffe

My mouse wasn't working at work, turned it over to investigate and got this sweet message :')

Sauron is our greatest ally.

inside and outside

I'm playing Minecraft

"Social Media platforms"

Master Chef

Wizard "Nose"

Windows being Windows

Uh...I'll pass.

Very tasty pizz.... oh ***

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When the trap doesn't work

Spring is here!

Make your own way

D'oh it

spicy

finakly aknowledged

Squint more to see freedom

Finally, someone we can trust to protect us.

The obvious choice

When someone serves salad

Handy flowchart for if you should eat gluten or not

This sign at a local church is... special

Meanwhile in Colorado...

Hydroelectric Power

Found at the local Holden dealer - they're a bit competitive.

Everyone

Board of peace :^)

I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.

Microwave Popcorn

They are good icebergs Brent

My greatest fear

Perhaps