Today is my daughter's service dog's birthday.
Always listen to your local Pastor
this was a real question on one of my exams...
I'm gonna need to see that ID just to be sure
You make my heart go...
DMX Fire Safety Flowchart. Just incase.
Waiting in the TSA lines is becoming ridiculous
Moved from a major southern city to a small town in Northern Michigan
Damn squirrel birds!
A little too much with the T's
The tiles are in reverse order tho
23-19, we got a 23-19!
tricks of the trade, super hush hush, best keep it to yourself
How To Rob A Bank ft. Key and Peele
Times have changed
Yo yo yo Mr.White! I think I found a dope spot ***!
Oh ok, nvm then I guess
cracking open a cold one with the good bois
A grand total of $1,000/day
Accidentally broke its nest in a pallet with the forklift . It has been staring at me like this for four hours now and hasn't moved or blinked.
Just found out I'm on the wall at work.
R. I. P ps3...
Everyday we get closer to God.
how to get wood minecraft tutorial
The horse moved as I was taking a panorama. I present you: the horsetaur. Half horse, half another horse.
Red Dwarf traffic cone
Is pepsi okay?
You can almost see the soul leaving the body.
haha yes lets go
Spent the day in China as a celebrity
Step 1: Get Old Shitty Clothes. Step 2: ??? Step 3: $53 Million Debt
A N G E R Y
Broad City speaking the truth
So Many Families Could Be Destroyed By This Secret
The show was lit
Jesus checking if the Facebook photo has enough likes to save the sick child
Best book title ever?
dont act like this wasn't you at some point...
When I'm drunk,
Superstition among Slavs...
no im not shitposting to make up for the loss of virtual points with no value, why do you ask?
I hate that moment
Cold one with dad
Tfw reclaiming Elsass Lothringen
Best senior quote and picture in my yearbook
If you are are having a bad day just think about this poor soul
ahmed is that you haha
D & D
Forgets to put tongue away
Overcrowding in British prisons
Caught in the right moment
Be careful he bites
My friend wasn't having any luck on Tinder until he updated his pictures.
Kohls does what?
An epic battle of wills is playing out in my parents new neighborhood.
yor a gizzard larry
This poster was in the men's washroom at a dog cafe
Me: "So if the earth is flat, how does the whole moon thing work?" Flat earthers:
A rare sight to see.
I... Need, to get my eyes, looked at.
This guy's cover photo
'd forgive him
Learn fast die fast
A Surprising Revelation
I won tonight's game. Thanks Pepsi.
What happened to the peach?
This is how my family think websites are made
Neighbor kid put this letter in my mailbox, I'm tempted to do it
A plane, nearly finished with mitosis
Are we still doing phrasing?
Good idea, sign.
Lava > floor > me
*** winter I do what I want
"Karen, sweetie, I think you've had enough"
Well at least the throw was strong
If Video Games Have Taught Me Anything, This Fridge Has Some Items to Sell Me
My fiancee decided to cross-stitch this quote from her friend on a pillow.
Teenage son not impressed with my new headphones
Apparently she doesn't like the new brand of cat food