Guy I went to lunch with tips like this...

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

Starting a cold one with the boys

a real princess

My family played bingo during my brother's graduation to pass the time.

My Eyes are up!

I was just curious because I'd never seen one. So I googled it. This was the first result...

Excuse me sir. I, uh- I'm not sure how to tell you this, but your mustache seems to be sliding down your face.

Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient.

what summer BBQs are like when you're 27, single and male

Less powerful

Italian Fidget Spinner

Seen while strolling around Silver City

Causal Chain

Sorry KatMan, I sincerely hope your Yoko figurines passed down to your anime loving offsprings

When brazilians buy shirts with english sentences they don't understand

Trees can't read

I forgot turn off the flash.

there are not enough starwars memes anymore

???

Less is better

WWDC 2017

My brother gave an old lady at church some burlap bags and in return she made him this

Cannibalism caught on camera

Religion according to a London Takeaway

'Alibi: He's a good boy.'

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

ok elon

Good memes come from the harvest of the slaughter souls

hop in bed

Someone spilled his air

This thing drives me crazy

news

Moderate Advertisement

Congratulations.gif

:-)

The cutting edge of spork technology. What a time to be alive.

Just my local mexican restaurant.

l o l

So, I Found this gem today.

This man stopped the London bridge terrorists entering a bar. He was badly injured. His friends brought him this magazine. London sense of humour still in tact.

classic the independent

Corgi vs Leaf Blower

%NotAllMuslims

Cones

Honest advertisements: Hot Pockets Edition

Forget the ice cream man.....

Based on a true story

That's the sound of the police.

Generic Blonde Tomboy

Please let this not be a repost!

at the doctor's

Crocs

My friend's dog ate through 48 rolls of Charmin Ultra today.

And they're supposed to be the bad guys...

fact of the day

We've got Concrete Evidence!

Time travel 101

Found this gem in a small Indian food shack.

Class of 1984 can't get anything done right

bathroom quotes

Marilyn Manson literally looks like a fusion of michael cera and professor snape without his signature makeup and hair dye.

I was looking at hostels in Bangkok and came across this photo.

When you can't decide on a business

Don't Worry, He's Keeping an Eye on it

4 dads feeding their kid, how beautiful

He realized he don't wanna play with toys anymore.

Ready for a new career?

2 good lines

Time pases by

It's interview Time....

Shocking!

Today is my daughter's service dog's birthday.

Always listen to your local Pastor

this was a real question on one of my exams...

I'm gonna need to see that ID just to be sure

Success

You make my heart go...

Respective Religions

DMX Fire Safety Flowchart. Just incase.

Waiting in the TSA lines is becoming ridiculous

Dear autocorrect...

Moved from a major southern city to a small town in Northern Michigan

Damn squirrel birds!

A little too much with the T's

Pocahontas

The tiles are in reverse order tho

Cmon Angus

23-19, we got a 23-19!

tricks of the trade, super hush hush, best keep it to yourself

How To Rob A Bank ft. Key and Peele

get zucc'd

Times have changed

Yo yo yo Mr.White! I think I found a dope spot ***!

18 Dollars.

Oh ok, nvm then I guess

Wanna play?

Shitposts Daily

cracking open a cold one with the good bois

A grand total of $1,000/day