Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
129,415 5-Year Club
I get it.
I was at a buddies house, and I needed to go to the bathroom. I found this in his sink.
Chivalry isn't dead
I'll take one of each
They will give anyone a drivers license these days
Dublin, Ireland :)...
OkCupid putting it's foot down.
Most realistic one I've seen yet!
they have big fallases
What do you even do all day?
A picture's worth a thousand words
Forgot to write "Getting cancer from reposts"
"Further than any Ohioan in history." What a trophy!
Everyone has their fetish
Welcome to silver!
She'll teach you the right way.
Not sure if this is a rape post
Y O U R M O M
Swim suit that looks like the 90's cup.
Introvert level = Expert
Energy Australia was unable to read your meter
This Hoodie’s Tag Has Life Instructions and more
When you have eliminated the unfunny, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the joke.
You vs you can read that shit on your own
NASA Discovers Origin of Moon Craters
Posing With Sculpture
I look over and my wife is eating cheetos with tongs so she doesn't get her hands cheesy. She is a genius and I fell more in love with her
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Susan misses the point
I'm glad someone finally did something
mess with the pupper you get lead for supper
Google is a straight shooter.
god spelled backwards is dog
Jack Black tries to get in shape
Ahhh... The modern day Romeo and Juliet
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I went on a hike in Norway expecting a great view... Reality can be a real *** sometimes
That you cannot undo...
this is where I live, you guys can visit anytime
Man bun vs mullet
Deus vultus phallus
My favorite pear of socks
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Feels bad man...
Valuable life advice
Coming soon to a theater near you
this show is terrible
This girl's senior quote from the school my sister teaches at
Every American thinks of this....
This app description is amusing.
All hail Ser Roy Larner of House Millwall, First of His Name, the Lion of London Bridge, the Fearless, and Puncher of Terrorists
The most important labels in a hospital.
My 2D puppy
Graduating after six years of tiring residency
Did you hear about the iMac Pro?
Ruthless Parking Attendant....don't mess with him!
old in an instant...
Father's pride knows no bound :)
Hooman, what the ***
There's something odd about the guy on my pizza box
This Is The Worst Kind of Discrimination, The Kind Against Me.
Am i too late?
13 Reasons Why deleted scene
I changed my coworker's email alert sound and shut off the desktop pop up. He doesn't know what's happening.
Mom: "Have you got something nice to wear on your date tonight?" Me: "Mom, I'm grown, I know what I'm doing"
All dogs that cant fit in a bag are banned from the NY subway
This chair be like, "damn girl, come sit your fine ass over here"
Say my name
Yeah, I know... I am a good boy!
This is all just a MOOt point. (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
Mistur Wordu-waidu des
I've never been more disappointed in an event.
No wonder this priest is so popular with the youth
>when you dont want to say hello to some normies so you spend the rest of your life faking blindness
Oh. right. up it is.
Crack > cold one
the memes did me in
Maybe a tad late.
It feels like you don't carrot all.