Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
115,057 5-Year Club
probable an orange
Parenting summed up in one photo
How To Handle Drug Dealing Neighbors
I love Patrick Stewart on American Dad.
TIL my son has the power to transform into a chubby middle-aged wiseguy
The guy who came up with this deserves a raise
Why You Drink
Just got the best wedding RSVP ever...
Ryan Gosling noticing the paparazzi
You can always count on the kindness of strangers...
Every couple weeks, the water-level decides whether they get the dijon or cheap dog food.
This is unfair
Chicks loving Coffee! cuteness overloaded
Get some perspective
Be respectful to short people
A Practical Solution
Make yourself scarce
Maybe they haven't seen the movie yet..
Yo it's legal in Japan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Communism shall rise
Stumbled across a true poet in my hometown the other day.
In Case of Terrorist Attack
There are 3 types of men
When you get drunk enough to finally start believing in yourself
Disney rejected my storyboard...
I love you daddy <3
MS Paint Skills
Sirs Patrick McKellan & Ian Stewart
That's kinda understandable I guess.
Am I right ladies ?
Time well invested
No hope for England Team
How we heat up burritos for lunch in Arizona
I fall short on this type of humor
dropin that capitalism hard
hope he cheers up soon
Back from a long trip guys, but I'm here to shistpost now!
Pour one out for the dead homies
I'm sorry, the what?
Just like the simulations
A: Could you give us a demonstration? B: I just did
Can you smell what the Wok is cooking?
Today I'm feeling
I see a guy smoking on his back with a hard on!
"Hey have you seen the cat? I want to play!"
They just signed the lease at the new office and sent around the CAD layout of the build...I did a few upgrades for my desk.
A very regrettable corporate tie-in
Selfie vs. someone taking a pic of you
These guys photobombing a couples photo shoot
A funny sign I saw at my local diner
When i saw this photo, i felt happy and couldn't stop smilling. Life has much happy.
One of the lesser known beauty pageant awards...
Who wore it better ?
Prank gone wrong
What a Slutty Crisp
I'm walking on sunshine
I love you son.
A universal truth
I'd love to chat,but I moustache...
When you see reviews for the new Mummy.
Can't wait for the next major tragedy!
Profits are a hell of a drug!
What did you get for number 7?
I haven't been out for 7 weeks.
Hagrid: but Harry do you know how to fly an airplane? Harry: bruh, I can fly with a car.
Bring Your Child to Work
Chapstick life cycle
Jar Jar is Bob Marley from a different universe
I get it.
I was at a buddies house, and I needed to go to the bathroom. I found this in his sink.
Chivalry isn't dead
I'll take one of each
They will give anyone a drivers license these days
Dublin, Ireland :)...
Why is the fbi here?
OkCupid putting it's foot down.
Most realistic one I've seen yet!
they have big fallases