Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
120,670 5-Year Club
Yeah true but what animal is Spongebob?
how not to wear a tank top
A Newspaper Police Blotter
Someone in my neighborhood was getting angry because people were pissing in front of a building where he lives. He ended up hanging this sign
Simpsons got it again
No one could have imagined...
A frickin’ elephant
This is what happens when you bring a goat indoors
And she wants me to leave the seat down!
When you mastered rotation
Chip and Dale are the coolest chipmunks!
Haha, good luck guys
My co-worker shared this on her facebook after having a disciplinary meeting. She's 56.
"Onward, noble steed!"
I hope his name is Deadpool
the new gun
I'm going to hell for this
Yes I’ll have diablo sauce
Old but too good
Taking it to another level.
I feel like the Canadian Olympic broadcasters aren't very impartial
Maddie Rooney's Wikipedia Page Shortly After Winning Gold in Pyeongchang
My wife just graduated from the police academy and her sister sent these to our house...
Happy birthday kid from Hot Fuzz
Motivational bathroom stall door
This ad hits the nail on the head and made me do some soul searching. I've decided to eat my dog.
A Great Man Once Said
A fancy night out
At least we know there's fluorine in the water
what a day!
Well, he’s not wrong.
*Insert Screaming Pepe*
It's what you get for Literal Shitposting
put that tape over your camera
Ditch Netflix be vintage
Fallout: New Vegas was real.
Same here, bad sir
I didn’t make this but it was too funny not to share
"Shit's about to go down"
My first attempt at Tilt Shift Photography
Nothing got you more hyped as a kid
Internet search history
Found the other week at a local gas station.
Long distance cat tracking
Found at local zoo
Oscar was a wise old grouch
Very disappointed in everyone...
My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it.
I think Subway forgot something
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it.
Bill Gates is Lucille Bluth
The Solo Family
dodges that gay shit
you're welcome plebs
Caution: Invincible Moose Ahead!
I thought it was a geography test
How to fight a bear
Is there something on my face?
Apparently I owe my son some money
To the kid who wants to be a Sprinkled Red-Frosted Donut when they grow up: KEEP THAT DREAM ALIVE!
Terrible bootleg stuff in India.
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Well it's not wrong...
“Urgent request! Don’t let the cat go inside the dorm! There are already 10 pregnant cats here! Administration.”
Saw this in a cafe in Budapest.
Venn diagram of relations between a duck, a wood and a witch.
check the comments to see what he uses it for
Me as a dog
What about brown ones ?
My friend found this in a thrift store in Taiwan
And I thought I was a bad navigator
you know what they say
The 4 stages of waking up early
Say hello to our future magician
Max the cat is banned from the library.
The Mandela Effect
first time screwing around in vegas pro
Olympic beers are the best beers