Friend: "What you are going to do with your engineering degree?" Me:

I think I found the world's smallest penis

A numba 9 large

God sat next to me on my flight today

NOT A REPOST I SWEAR

i love memes with a happy ending

Long day at the office

No longer L8 4 ANL

Shitposter Worldwide

A hero, twice in one day

Cults

The sign someone stuck on this crate.

Holy F***!

I guess she didn't want to spend too many scheckels on the tattoo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rate my Startup

The empire strikes back to the future

Seductive stare

WOKE

Manners cost you nothing, but the opposite might end up costing you more in Sarasota!

My new date shirt. Wife wasn't impressed...

"So you're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today..."

My puppy finally caught his Stub

Don't roast me

Upvote me love you long time long time

What could have happened to make them put up that sign??

Quacking in the 90s

Marathon on Hard mode.

I think this lady just walked right out of a hunger games movie...

My neighbours are a bit sadistic.

Sheev is a good man

Beg your pardon??

English guy picking up his French friend at the airport.

Captain Canada

If Elijah Wood and Mr. Burns from the Simpson had a child...

Meet Steve. Every time I leave my desk I come back to this.

the boys are back in town

Makes total sense now...

u monster

Sums up school expectations

There is someone out there for everyone

Damn

When your Russian for food there is no time for Stalin

So I went to church in Tanzania

This is why i play league

The sun sucks

Cracking a cold one with the boys

Batman: Master of Deduction

Have someone check your wedding invitations before sending them out to your friends and family.

"Haha! Butter!"

That clapback was Savage

Yes I can

delivered

No.

Me_IRL

Met the original Cleveland Brown

When your professor has no mercy

Is it dead already??!!

This is frighteningly accurate.

spongebob the street niBBa

if you're feelin down ...

Its a me

Volume is so low and I'm solo

I can't Bee-gin to express to express my surprise

Have you ever wanted to be the center of attention

Right you are

gtfo

Love ya dad

Carpool Lane

/K/a magical place.

Prank Sinatra

yes

ha-ha *snaps fingers

at least this one

Good, I Hate When They Leave The Bones In

Yoshi 3d

Cheating the system

Good work Adam.

My pet lobster working the drive thru window

Someone posted this to our local flea market Facebook page

This realtor has a great sense of humor

Speeding Camera Cosplay

I found a geocache on accident yesterday. The last entry is mine.

Poor Nelson

Don't be an ***, Paul.

One Xbox

We didn't deserve this show.

It's pretty much like it.

So like... a thesaurus?

Murican families

Isn't it ironic

Canada better apologize

What you gonna do?

How long minutes feel

Reese's your report card

lol faaacccttssss

Nothing of value lost

Even Speedwagon hates this meme.

NOT CLEAR

I dont think this is real

Where did you bought all those rare pepes, explain yourself