when other Churches shits on your beliefs, christian science society pisses on it.

"NO".

Someone's an ass-man now

Girlfriends uncle is getting married. It's his 3rd marriage, and his family all bought themselves new toasters and gave the newlyweds all their old toasters.

If you turn around pictures of bats hanging they look all gangsta

When you are a motorbike deep down

what you think summer is going to be like

How the Whole Foods/Amazon deal actually went down.

When you jack off and don't clean in months.

I looked up Gandalf the black wasn't disappointed

"Don't listen to that cat! My side quest is better"

I have a strange feeling, that it may be, in fact, a JoJo post. Not sure though

United has met their match

The kind of person I believe we can all hate

They match!

The floor is...

we are nothing without them

You wouldn't...Right?

Only you can prevent forest fires

this dog followed the google earth guy.

Lion-O Richie

Did they have a stroke while ordering the stickers?

Tube Rentals come with terms

So much for secrecy.

Bedtime paradox

maybe she was returning the outfit she bought?

Hello there mother

This man has the worlds largest penis

What the M&M's Caramel logo basically is

mfw

listen to the acoustic child

i love this mey mey

In case of accident

The wonders of technology.

Drugs, before or after?

Water bottles are crack for my dog. I was drinking this when he did a fly-by and took off.

A sign at a local pizza place

Pulled up next to this cool guy

Did you just call me a Bark Ranger?

When I'm Shitposting

wholesome meme

Finally I found it! The worst thing on the Earth.

When life imitates Tom & Jerry...

Miley Cyrus on quitting smoking weed

I think it has a side quest for me...

How to do the dishes

you don't know me washing machine ...

How ...?

Found another hand gesture for Gene Simmons to try and trademark.

FLAG THIS VIDEO.

The most interesting garage sale

Decided it was best not to try and pass him.

Huh... Drugs? Makes sense

RIP Billy

When you walk out of your last final with all of your friends telling you how great it went and you're trying to play along.

Don't park here...

Friend: "What you are going to do with your engineering degree?" Me:

I think I found the world's smallest penis

A numba 9 large

God sat next to me on my flight today

NOT A REPOST I SWEAR

i love memes with a happy ending

Long day at the office

No longer L8 4 ANL

Shitposter Worldwide

A hero, twice in one day

Cults

The sign someone stuck on this crate.

Holy F***!

I guess she didn't want to spend too many scheckels on the tattoo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rate my Startup

The empire strikes back to the future

Seductive stare

WOKE

Manners cost you nothing, but the opposite might end up costing you more in Sarasota!

My new date shirt. Wife wasn't impressed...

"So you're probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today..."

My puppy finally caught his Stub

Don't roast me

Upvote me love you long time long time

What could have happened to make them put up that sign??

Quacking in the 90s

Marathon on Hard mode.

I think this lady just walked right out of a hunger games movie...

My neighbours are a bit sadistic.

Sheev is a good man

Beg your pardon??

English guy picking up his French friend at the airport.

Captain Canada

If Elijah Wood and Mr. Burns from the Simpson had a child...

Meet Steve. Every time I leave my desk I come back to this.

the boys are back in town

Makes total sense now...

u monster

Sums up school expectations

There is someone out there for everyone

Damn

When your Russian for food there is no time for Stalin

So I went to church in Tanzania

This is why i play league