It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
250,056 Gold Club
is this meme still alive?
"she is 1000 years old so she is technically legal"
Sector Is Clear...
My local zoo got a new exhibit
I don't think my son realizes how much Call of Duty I've played
Me las vas a pagar maldita deificacion humana
For some reason, I feel like we can all relate.
"Psst... Hey kid... Wanna stop?"
I feel like I'm a confident dude, but one day I hope to be "Snoop Dogg wearing 27% of a hoodie" confident.
My TV is getting very intense and deep....
He's only gone and done it
My son on his first fishing trip with his uncle
When your parents try out Skype for the first time
When you have a public appearance at 10 but you also got mauled by a bear at 9.
Some advice from this yellow sign
My friends and I talk a lot of smack before we play squash. Today after I won, they recieved these.
fuk friends, amirite
Left this douche a note the other day.
Use the Barron memes before the normies ruin it
I know a few guys like that...
How to include everyone in the picture.
"For the glory of Satan"
And another one
Watching hoes fight is happiness
it was definitely worth having 5-digit debt
i choose yes
"Good morning. Could you direct me to the toilet? I seem to have soiled myself"
Just. Act. Natural.
I never thought I'd see the day.
Whenever vacuum is turned on, they huddle together like...
My kid marked all of my one dollar bills to see if the tooth fairy is fake
titles are so 2016
Herding sheep - The right way
It's only 810 hours of effort
indian parent at his best being Indian
Father's Day Expections...
My friend got this mug for Father's Day.
Shaking my Turban
This beetle collection.
New to cats, is this how they sleep?
I couldn't make it to the wedding, so I sent a cardboard surrogate.
The big one is going on the wall.....
They ***ed up... Mopping in their Dress Uniform.
TFW when people on HDL unironically believe they're genetically superior
Another reason why I love my city
LONG LIVE THE KING
Chuck Norris pinned by my dad.
This tip jar.
I asked my 6yr old niece to make us a grocery list. This is what she brought back.
My Job. My Way.
But it do
So this sign appeared in my neighborhood.
A normal summers day in Spain
Is she though?
I don't think Hallmark understands golf
Ottawa's market is punny
Get the crosses
Barron will lead us!
w i s d o m
He drew us on a calculator...
Becoming an astronaut isn't easy
Mcgregor and Mayweather right after the fight
I'm a medic... My daughter accidentally made the funniest gift I've ever received.
Our IT guys name is Jedediah Knight. This is what he goes by.
Our senior class prank...
Autistic Screeching is not an argument
My local baseball stadium was handing these out at last nights game
Please don't reproduce :)
not a trap sorry
Porn Movies and Disney are Responsible for Creating the Most Frustrated People.
Any dogs we should know about? *sweats* Nope!
This is how my father handed me breakfast this morning...
Let down your hair!
The floor is Europe
My local air show showcased the actual jet used in the Wonder Woman movie.