It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
170,292 3-Year Club
it was definitely worth having 5-digit debt
Or this account
i choose yes
"Good morning. Could you direct me to the toilet? I seem to have soiled myself"
Just. Act. Natural.
I never thought I'd see the day.
Whenever vacuum is turned on, they huddle together like...
Is it a cover up?
My kid marked all of my one dollar bills to see if the tooth fairy is fake
titles are so 2016
Herding sheep - The right way
It's only 810 hours of effort
indian parent at his best being Indian
Father's Day Expections...
My friend got this mug for Father's Day.
Shaking my Turban
This beetle collection.
New to cats, is this how they sleep?
I couldn't make it to the wedding, so I sent a cardboard surrogate.
The big one is going on the wall.....
They ***ed up... Mopping in their Dress Uniform.
TFW when people on HDL unironically believe they're genetically superior
Another reason why I love my city
LONG LIVE THE KING
Chuck Norris pinned by my dad.
This tip jar.
Memes never die vol 2
I asked my 6yr old niece to make us a grocery list. This is what she brought back.
My Job. My Way.
But it do
So this sign appeared in my neighborhood.
A normal summers day in Spain
Is she though?
I don't think Hallmark understands golf
Ottawa's market is punny
Get the crosses
Barron will lead us!
w i s d o m
He drew us on a calculator...
Becoming an astronaut isn't easy
Mcgregor and Mayweather right after the fight
I'm a medic... My daughter accidentally made the funniest gift I've ever received.
Our IT guys name is Jedediah Knight. This is what he goes by.
Our senior class prank...
Autistic Screeching is not an argument
My local baseball stadium was handing these out at last nights game
Please don't reproduce :)
not a trap sorry
Porn Movies and Disney are Responsible for Creating the Most Frustrated People.
Any dogs we should know about? *sweats* Nope!
This is how my father handed me breakfast this morning...
Let down your hair!
The floor is Europe
My local air show showcased the actual jet used in the Wonder Woman movie.
When you're not as halal as dad though you were. Happy Father's Day!
not gay tho
the pain never goes away
Something... Is not quite right here...
unDERSTANDAble haᵥₑ ₐ ₙᵢcₑ day.
This is how you get karma people
Why is she mad?
They know what they did.
For your shitpost of the day
Durex would like to wish you a happy Father's Day.
Sending my wife subtle hints
"They did the math"
"Alright guys- you know the drill"
This is actually a proven method
I guess you could say that I've worn out my welcome
Lock me up, I did all of the things
Happy Father's Day to all the superhero dads!!
Full time teacher, part time roller
With Fathers Day quickly approaching, a salute to those men who sacrificed much for this moment.
What fatherhood looks like. Putting a shoe on a 2yo. Happy Father's Day
That isn't normal....
Good mom :)
When you are the only upvoter on your post.