a s c e n d i n g t h e t e m p o r a l p l a n e o f e x i s t e n c e

First go at 3D printing

Watch your profanity

Normie meme

Very clever...

UNLIMITED POWERRR

Probably the manliest hot tub in the world

This helpful sign on our nature walk today

Shrimmer

I'm a single parent this week while my wife is out of town. I knew it was too quiet...

my little sister sent me this

They were truly a head of their time

The Internet won't spare you.

Make awkward sexual advances.

He used to bug me to take him to the park...

Gave my 10year old nephew a few photoshop lessons...this was the first thing that he made

these wounds they will not heal

what happens next will shock you

Best hiding spot ever

New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.

Finally a childrens series for the modern family

This duck looks like a banana

My friend is a middle school teacher and he snapped me this today June 28,2017

Wot!?!?

An interesting customer request

Their twilight approaches.

You don't have the heart for this

Finally solved...

Worked on me

Protesters outside of my local KFC today

Gotcha

A Hard Days Work

Room service and all

This is a-rose-ing

Alex needs to adapt and evolve

Hahaha ! :D

We was robbed

When someone starts talking about anime(except Overlord)

Job Interview Tips

Weaknesses

Replaced my brothers wedding photo at my parent's house with this

trying some oc

Relationship stereotypes

Well, it's a full-time job.

Aw thanks mom!

Rejected New Yorker cartoon.

Personne n'échappe à mon regard

Projectile Vomit on the Ole Man...the younger version of my dad would've tossed the dog out the window...the now Yoda version of my father said "well, at least my balls are warm now"

WRONG LEEEVEERRRR

No no no, Mister Peter no here

This meme still a thing?

The world's most useless fork ever

A strong review...

Deep "Macarena" analysis

Russian R2D2

when the text above the image is already a suitable caption so you're now stumped for a title

Foxes...

Best Store Name Ever!

Just an FYI about man buns.

Don't test me

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... oh ***

>Dignity

True artists are never appreciated during their time.

New Stuff...

Yea China put on your damn safety glasses

Could not have been a more appropriate title

Jump on, I'll explain later

RAZZ B

My absolute favorite of the Pineapple Dad series...

imho.

Finally, some clear instructions!

For the Love of God, Why?

I just wann to test something..

If i can't see you, You can't see me

When a girl gets hit in the chest

You can't run from your shadows

Admit it, we're lost.

Hello there

Pop Pop Pop

Spark meg I hue så blir jeg glad

Just telling it like it is.

Sh11tp0sts

This is what an artillery silencer look like

sp00ky enough 4 me

Turning the tables on pharmaceutical commercials

;-;

Handy

This was at the restroom of my local ice cream ream shop

w h o m

SHUT YOUR *** MOUTH

Googly eyes DO make everything better!!

woaha

Aftermath of eating Taco Bell and not making it to the bathroom in time.

Everything in its right place

I found my super power.

Thanks for sharing Janet

She wanted to be the wolf

Return me home! Otherwise I'll break your finger...

There was a tarp in the bed of my father's truck that filled with rainwater and grew a scrotum.

Rare photo of Kanye West smiling.