Well played, well played.

Me, entering the world of dating as a 30 year old guy with no prior luck of securing a relationship in my 20's.

Yes I remember getting my ass burned !!

Bro chill.

Nice meal with the grandparents!

Buddy found a interesting looking cat

How Harry Potter should have ended.

My friend's old glasses at the eye doctor. Yes, that's a twig.

Google, where would I be without you?

Feuer！Sperrfeuer！Feuer！Los！Achtung！Deckung！Hinlegen！Halt

por que no los dos

Trains are hardcore

this is a christian server

The best face-swap :D

Love to succeed or love to succ D...?

Advanced huh?

This is for you, Taco

Slap them

Ladies love a kosher pickle.

Chill-Ass Orangutan

I Have a Dream... that we all have Wi-Fi

Rose!

The ad below the news story summed up exactly how it made me feel.

Found Sideshow Bob's truck.

Mom's keeping it real

My buddy went to a wedding last weekend and this swan wouldn't stop staring at him through the door

too easy mac

I'm honestly surprised every time it rings.

Damn, that is fresh

This boats name.

Dad's lucky helmet

It's all smoke and mirrors.

6000 rpm or btfu

its true

me rn

Abraham Lincoln, 1863.

Jeb!!!!!!!!!

When the haunted house takes a surprise photo you can learn a lot about your friends.

It's called 'fashion.' Look it up.

The visit should be any day now

We must retake!

Bush did

Emma Stone's brother messing with her

This guy needs to make up his mind on being seen or not

Car faces

When your girlfriend asks you to cook a fancy dinner for her

Saw this in my local pub... First time I've scored on a night out!

best class

Funny picture that my friend took.

"i'm tired"

Adrian Shine, the leader of the Loch Ness project, looks exactly like you'd expect the leader of the Loch Ness project to look.

That's totally true doggy,I believe you

When your sister and girlfriend have the same name

Shaq

When you leave your husband alone with the garden decor.

Sth

An anonymous neighbor called code enforcement on a friend of mine for not cutting his grass. Here's his response.

confusing lunch with being fired

Disdain for weaboos? Islam may be the religion for you!

Ernie is traumatized now...

Notable residents of Phillip Island, Australia

Way to go

Front Page lately

It was a closed casket funeral...

I moved out of my moms place just over a year ago and she got a dog, he turned 1 today and sent me this

ten hours of soft police sirens

No other way

Our dog loves to carry around balloons for hours... So we started writing messages on them

Best Batman Picture

The actual best store name ever!

Wnt sm fuk?

After doing literally nothing, I'm proud of the pineapple I accidentally grew

Keep it up!!

This is to all the Star Wars fans out there

I work at a cinema, this is the poster they have in the bathroom

It's a t-short

What to do in a bear attack

Ive found purpose

Saw this beast on my was to church

a s c e n d i n g t h e t e m p o r a l p l a n e o f e x i s t e n c e

First go at 3D printing

Watch your profanity

Normie meme

Very clever...

UNLIMITED POWERRR

Probably the manliest hot tub in the world

This helpful sign on our nature walk today

Shrimmer

I'm a single parent this week while my wife is out of town. I knew it was too quiet...

my little sister sent me this

They were truly a head of their time

The Internet won't spare you.

Make awkward sexual advances.

He used to bug me to take him to the park...

Gave my 10year old nephew a few photoshop lessons...this was the first thing that he made

these wounds they will not heal

what happens next will shock you

Best hiding spot ever

New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.

Finally a childrens series for the modern family