Stefan is the only god I know
in reference to my last post.
Almost got kicked out of the National Museum of the Philippines for this pic.
better [email protected] than [email protected]
We all need some Jezus
Carrie Fisher asked about Finn and Poe
I see your Cinnamon roll cat and raise you dick dog
Only the finest of Artesian spring waters.
Your moms Maxi Pads are in stock at Sams
There is no Wendy, only Zuul.
I just saw Denzel Washington in Times Square! I told him that he was fantastic in Snakes On A Plane! He refused to take a picture with me and called me a racist motherf**ker. Haha classic Denzel.
What Mosquitos Learn At School
My boss told me she left something special on my desk, and that it would be the "highlight of my day"
you wouldn't steal a meme
Some birds sent a strong message to a coworker
20 Years Difference
My friend is doing work in somones house. Their cat is following him and creeping him out.
yOu wOuLdn'T StEAl a mEmE
She's making the ultimate sacrifice
When your pens start talking to you
Employees in I.T. always get crap
The smell of freedom
Something to keep in mind this Fourth of July weekend!
He isn't allowed on a bed. When I walked in, he rolled off and acted casual.
This is bananas
But in all seriousness, congrats to Germany!
Sometimes success is not in the destiny!
How long it takes to complete a task
on a scale of 1 to SAVAGE
When firefighters learn to program the sign in front of the police station
Never trust Google translate
It'll make you Squirtle
Boy, buzzfeed is really running out of ideas.
Thanks for 100 Posts
I see your edgy distracted driving signs from Tulsa, and I raise you Chicago
Who wants to hear a symphony?
Police respond to a code 241
Supplies for hard-core catholics...
The beast inside
The Cold War in a nutshell.
Oh well. Have to deal with it
Vital city service in downtown Portland.
Saw this at work the other day...
My lawn feels safe thanks to this guy
Damn you Buffalo Bills. Damn you.
It's a hard knock life here in Mexico
Found at a local shop
And yes. I did collect all the dog poo, and yes...I did empty it right outside of his front door. Respect shared outdoor spaces yo. It's called being a basic human being. ❤️ thy neighbor.
God, I miss King of the Hill
Shamelessly Stolen #6
And that's why, a certain hugeloler had to cross the northern border of his country
Mess with the Yu-Gi-Oh, you get the school Shoo-Ti-O
Is there anything cooler than being this cool?
The town hall in my area is currently being redone... looks like they just installed the hardwood today
We all know someone who needs to hear this.
Mmmm Spongebob maymays
Hold strong team and just say NO to line cutters
A wild john hammond has appeared
The City of Tulsa, Oklahoma has had no chill lately
Every guy aspires to be like right side Steve Carell
Found this hidden behind some jars in my widowed, 86 y/o grandma's kitchen. I guess we all have our dirty little secrets!
Shared: Ode to Canadian Sniper
Real men do it in one trip
I put my nephew's "grow in water" dinosaur in a tall shot glass, I'm pleased with the results
So NASA Juno just posted this picture of the "face of Jupiter" but this is all I can see
Arm Hair, Don't Care.
When you ain't sure if she's legal
Just keep your hair tied back, they'll never notice!
My coffee shop knows what's up
Well played, well played.
Me, entering the world of dating as a 30 year old guy with no prior luck of securing a relationship in my 20's.
Yes I remember getting my ass burned !!