Accidentally searched of "overweight car" instead of "overweight cat". This was the first result.

it's my life

You can tell by the yellow lines that this spot is for BMW parking only

Royal Guard

Equal rights and lefts

Duck God vs. Rabbit God

My friend came home from a mini-vacation and forgot to change the kitty litter. This morning she's brushing her teeth and hears a little tinkle...

Local news just shared this

Bamboozeld

Being social broke

Sucking dick is not as gay as watching anime

I'm glad they didn't do one for Bangkok.

Sand Trap

How we actually do this

Logic Fetish

You and me both sister.

I want you to get better :'(

Didn't end well... but we got the picture.

My friend wore a green t-shirt for his tourist green screen photo at the London eye

Sarcasm!!

quality oc

M'Supermarket

But it was me, me!

If actually one of you guys would do it

A common mistake

Opinions are illegal

Jack Blacks spirit animal.

Wich flavour is your favorite?

tldr

Amazing work of art.

Saw Norman Reedus at Publix, he was holding an avocado. Instead, we photoshopped one of our friends.

Rare pokemon

I love nature

Remenission

Mom thought she was tasked with making the "O" in "Love."

2B or not 2B

German Shepherds

With all the 'sorry' jokes about Canada, remember this guy is Canadian too.

Nobody EVER understands me, I'm leaving.

From a hotel guest book

Not sure if its a repost

It reminds me of when Sonic hits spikes.

Never meet your heroes

Baby's first firework

Sorry Canadians.....

Toki Wo Tomare

What is Fax

"You know what that makes you?"

Made this for our 4th of July party this year!

Happy Canada day!!!!!

Wife Hack

Local company received this resume... I bet they hired him on the spot

you can't put memes on the chalkboard

classic

Worst. Birthday. Ever.

Why I don't eat lobster

What do You think Janet ?

CVS is catching on

A bunny witnessing an attempted murder

Keep it real, banana pepper guy

Pick your gender filthy goy

After years of acting classes, listening to mentors, and dedicating himself to his craft, David finally got credited in a tv role

A reminder about firework videos...

Unstoppable

A great story

Only a matter of time...

"I'm a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order"

At least someone is happy to see me

Hungry at the zoo be like

Computer humor

The Ultimate What Are Thoooose.

Your mom is one of the cool ones!

A Salt Rifle.

Meaningful tattoos

Lecture Circuit

Ron Perlman

Sassy Hawk is not taking your bs anymore.

Stupid real life!

My daughter was crying because she didn't behave well enough to do fireworks tonight and she buried her face in this pillow. This is how it looked when she lifted her head.

Woo! Definitely going to that bar-oh wait...

Demonstration for co-workers

When I try to bake

Our parents like to dress up to welcome people home...my sister just got back from a trip to Morocco.

My niece got to go to Menards for her third birthday....she loves Menards.

Got protection?

How to avoid sunburns

Jet Fuel

Born and raised with love

Poor Placement

These Glastonbury flags are hilarious

The future is now

It's too easy making these of you James

gurl whoot!

The future is always now

Death is a mercy, and I have enough mercy to go around.

On point

an old one

Am I over the line??

it's all downhill from here

Stefan is the only god I know