Señor Esqueleto. . . . . . . . . . . . . Mikkow was here. ♥
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England's greatest gift to the world!
He attacks but he also attacks
On this special day, remember our puppy pals!
m8 r u serious?
Found this pic of me when i was 13
This bird wanted to learn about itself
My dad has been trying to grow frozen hispanics for a year, today he succeeded, look how proud he is.
Asked for nudes, got this
21 years ago, this man sacrificed his life to save the world. Happy Independence Day.
Happy Traitor Day!
The Man Show was savage
This man has seen it all.
I can fill stuff!
Flat earth eclipse...
Brothers and sisters are natural enemies
When Dad takes the boys to the waterpark.
Klieners, you out there?
Dont talk to me unless you can I N V E N T C O M P U T E R
Pay with your blood
This steel grate is so happy it almost makes me wanna smile back at it
Irish Army Knife
Bort and Merge
The Fourth of July
I bought a white board to keep track of my daily tasks. It's going well...
Recently moved here from Europe. Asked some friends what they were doing tomorrow. This couldn't be more accurate.
Every grad student's thinking
Almost didn’t notice this while walking into the men’s room at work.
A dad being a dad at a supermarket
My local police force doesn't get enough credit for keeping scumbags like this off the streets.
Dont forget to pick up after your dog!
My brother has a brain tumor and I played this in cards against humanity
The world is flat!
Parents got this RSVP card to their friend's wedding
The shirt I am wearing to have dinner with my conservative parents tonight.
Wise words on my English teacher's door
This kid was 11 years in the future
Well, *** you, Siri
Praise our humble guides!
At the hair removal place next to my barbershop
State of the Apes
Banner plane that flew over the beach in South Jersey today. There was applause
a god is dying
My repairman's pricing model
This is why my girlfriend and I use separate toothpaste tubes
I guess we all procrastinate.
My hometown gas station giving advice to kids for the 4th.
Bought my sister some dinosaur gummies... she sent this pic later
S E N A T E
I Think This Is Accurate
Austria's model of success!
Nerf guns have gotten more powerful since I was a kid....
Connection problems are the worst
Woke up to my lizard looking at me like this...
Something something school shooting
My cactus dabbed
When the patriotism too good
Homer is smart.
Such is life in Mexico
don't die on us stefan
T R E N
"We've NEVER seen a female character like this before!"
This freeway sign today...
My intentions with you too
Unexpectedly, out of no where comes the real joker
July 4th Checklist
You're gonna stand there and own a firework stand, and tell me you dont have any...
I like to leave our giant sock monkey posed for the wife to find. She's never as amused as I am.
Blame it all on Millennials
do not disappoint us son
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My Dad's condiments based on Sodium and Enjoyment
think before you abort
Why cyclists wear black shorts
When you're not quite done Bamboozlin'
That's my boi
Found this while helping my 5 year old son clean his room.. He said it's for "just in case."
Flash will crash if he is in rush
He's a HLer
You're gonna need 2 Hands