And those blue eyes of yours
Check out the name of my pizza delivery guy from last night...
:( Santa?
My new coffee mug
Found this in my dad's spice rack: he's a child of the Depression and can't waste anything, even if he doesn't know what it is.
Yesterday, at my place
Cat expressing its dislike for salad.
Human: Let me take a selfie! Bird: Imma fly like an eagle!
My wife put me in charge of making signs for my sons first birthday party.
It's good to know the difference...
Bamboozled
SpongeBob Cubepants
In The Target Bathroom
UFB
Doctor's appointment
For a year I read this as #1 Dad, but just realized I'm only Dad #1
Who's got a dollar to invest?
Keira Knightley on her boob makeup
This happen when group of best friends meet after long time
First rule of CrossFit is always talk about CrossFit
Eating frozen food may cause cancer
Do it before they wake up
Cannabilism at its finest
Young Man
Doctors hate him
Communism was never tried
Be born again
My friend works at a movie theater and can take the cardboard cutouts. I have an irreconcilable fear of sharks. She decided to use her spare key privileges to terrify me beyond repair.
A short story
Anon wants to be a hacker
We got hit with the tip today
We'd like to talk to you about the Dark Side
Quite the ExXxpert, I would say
I identify as light source
Gourmet
HDL 101
Wage gap explained
Run boy run!
One of the greatest inventions of the 21st century
Antifa in Hamburg right now
What else is big?
I've seen that plate before...
I was not paying attention...
What have you done, human?
What an ironic name for the CEO of "Food for the Poor"
My grandma would've freaked as well
Ironic metro ad
My niece told me that I had to stop watching the Lord of the Rings and watch Doc McStuffins with her
666 The Number of the Beef.
Visiting your bff in hospital.
My wife was away for the day and asked for a picture of our adorable son...
My friend visited Paris recently
Can't make this up.
Googled fat tiger, was not disappointed.
Can star wars fans confirm?
Went out drinking with my daughter tonight. Pleased to report I was able to show her how adults have a sensible, restrained evening without going over the top.
Some people are just awful
JESUS CHRIST! this book doesn't mess
Bamboozled
Anon is ashamed of his soup
This logo....
I laughed too hard at this...
Remember what we are fighting for
Beaker is my spirit muppet
She's so silly sometimes
Roar
My My...
Where'd he go?
Sometimes it's a race car
Something that the most of us still can't face
Overwatch
Finally, a good use for the fidget spinner
I see your race car and your space ship and raise you military grade battle armor.
That fruit lasted like 50 years.
Affirmations and gentle reminders.
Who would have known we'd have such advanced games in 2017
Aunt Irma's visiting
Not you too Soundcloud.. Not you too
Wake me up!
Hobby Lobby employee of the month
Stay out of my territory
I see your race car and raise you a space ship
I don't know what to believe
Take her away and book her
My favorite license plate
codeine dreams and canal moodz
Need a lift
AAAAAAAH OH GOD NO
7 course Irish meal
Damn, Donovan!
I know who's gonna win
Best note all week
What ever floats your goat
Title
paris loves you too
Hope you guys enjoyed the Shitposts
*** stairs
Half-assed reports
When you first started your job vs you at your job now
To be fair my wife did think this paddling pool was suspiciously cheap