But can I rub them?
My Friend's coffee mug holds a donut.
Another whiskey barkeep
How to annoy animal rights protestors.
Whenever I get stoned and end up buying something on Amazon, I mark it as a gift and send myself a note.
This pacifier
Have you even seen The Shining, Netflix?
He's just so adorable<3<3
Gotta love the names they come up with for fireworks.
Here's a fun riddle for you.
Ive seen alot of things in my life but.....
Just this sign at the ferry terminal
So is Nutella telling me to change my breakfast from healthy to fat?
Not wearing a bra.
Exactly what went though my mind when I saw it
Trying to stay cool in Phoenix
Its hard being smart.
If anime characters knew who their fans were.
Progress.
My sister got tipsy last night and fell into the wall
god himself
If you're here, then probably yes
The suspense is killing me...
They injected hugelol
Oh god, what infected the memeconomy!
Good boy
After 30 years of being in a wheelchair, I've finally started getting SWEET REVENGE by parking in YOUR spots!
Someone REALLY likes Die Hard
Has science gone too far ?
This is a meme from the past about the meta future
You're ***ing welcome.
Where them fuccbois at
What a wonderful phrase
When you see people building wind turbines
Whoever made this, you're diabolic
Not quite how I remember it
Nothing can go wrong here
Wife sent this in when she got a speeding ticket.
I, I meant to do that...
*** jesus with his weird hand holes
Still better than berserks's animation
Krazy Kermit might have lost it, and yet, he makes so much sense
Good choices
The joy of pizza without the cals...
i'm definitely going to hell for laughing hard
Muwhaha
Two adjacent restaurants in Edinburgh
That must be one ***ing precious pen
I got my promotion today
Pay it forward y'all.
Had to drug our cat for a hair cut
Microsoft: "Always Looking Out For It's Users With This Special Technique. "
And those blue eyes of yours
Check out the name of my pizza delivery guy from last night...
:( Santa?
My new coffee mug
Found this in my dad's spice rack: he's a child of the Depression and can't waste anything, even if he doesn't know what it is.
Yesterday, at my place
Cat expressing its dislike for salad.
Human: Let me take a selfie! Bird: Imma fly like an eagle!
My wife put me in charge of making signs for my sons first birthday party.
It's good to know the difference...
Bamboozled
SpongeBob Cubepants
In The Target Bathroom
UFB
Doctor's appointment
For a year I read this as #1 Dad, but just realized I'm only Dad #1
Who's got a dollar to invest?
Keira Knightley on her boob makeup
This happen when group of best friends meet after long time
First rule of CrossFit is always talk about CrossFit
Eating frozen food may cause cancer
Do it before they wake up
Cannabilism at its finest
Young Man
Doctors hate him
Communism was never tried
Be born again
My friend works at a movie theater and can take the cardboard cutouts. I have an irreconcilable fear of sharks. She decided to use her spare key privileges to terrify me beyond repair.
A short story
Anon wants to be a hacker
We got hit with the tip today
We'd like to talk to you about the Dark Side
Quite the ExXxpert, I would say
I identify as light source
Gourmet
HDL 101
Wage gap explained
Run boy run!
One of the greatest inventions of the 21st century
Antifa in Hamburg right now
What else is big?
I've seen that plate before...
I was not paying attention...
What have you done, human?
What an ironic name for the CEO of "Food for the Poor"
My grandma would've freaked as well
Ironic metro ad
My niece told me that I had to stop watching the Lord of the Rings and watch Doc McStuffins with her