Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
129,417 5-Year Club
It really has
Ehhhhh no thanks, I ate today already....
Another fine meme to your collection
Theme the breaks
Should probably take my dog to the vet.
Best value for speeding
Hey thermostat, we cool?
Bike.exe has stopped working
Changing a sign
My first meme
We know that now!
I tried to Photoshop one of my dad's terrible golf swings.
HOW DARE HE?!
Classic British Humour
It started as a Winston Churchill quote. I made some edits.
If you haven't had sex for a while...
It's about the little things
Two matching Dora-tattoos please.
I'm already perfect
Mining skill 15
~ Boneless pizza ~
Cousin let's go golfin
I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they hired that new translator..
When I get up late vs. when I get up an hour early
when they ask me wheres your state power?
The world is flat
I bring you truth
The Fallen Roman Empire
A L E X J O N E S
Memories from the past
Take your child to work day
Pack only the basics
Alex Jones said it! Thus it will be true now.
When you gotta charge ur phone no matter what
Strange but true.
Jeg har ikke mere verdighet igjen men jeg har da masse cocain og spenn'
England according to a Japanese textbook
I tried so hard too
I too tried to grow my own pineapple, but unfortunately my dad skill isn't high enough yet.
** outdated lee sin reference **
Hanna-Barbera in a nutshell
*cries in student*
sorry i had to get this stupid thing out of my brain
Elders play Grand Theft Auto V
When you try to watch spongebob, but reality kicks in
After not seeing my dog in 5 months, I skyped with him last night. My mom sent me this after we disconnected:
Art is where you make it
Net Neutrality Explained
One shot, one opportunity
Ronald McDonald surpassing his peers and living the American Dream
Isn't this that song by The Clash?
Global terms of endearment
Almight Unicat Keeping the Net Neutral
At the train start ion today
And what a good day it was..
The tables are turning
A huge lifesaver over the years.
It's hot out there folks!
true love knows no fences
Genre? FPS ofc.
Conor McGregor's "f*ck you" pinstripe suit at today's press conference.
She was a little butt heart after this.
I prefer my souls served with warm apple pie.
Felt moisture in my face and woke up at 3 in the morning for this view. So lucky I got to witness this.
The best review I saw on Prime Day
I think I found my spirit plant
China is a confusing place
I said: DON'T FORGET THE CATNIP!
I think I just found Overly Attached Girlfriend's pet corgi.
Brother's note left for my mom this morning
You....yeah you Vegan. Look him in the eye...and eat him....if you can.
The choice is yours, Neo
Time to pick up the habit?
My friend just received this letter
Jon Snow/Kit Harrington never-before seen audition tape is absolutely golden
I walked out the room for five minutes and my puppy ended up like this.