I live in a constant state of fear and misery
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My buddy from a small town in England went to London tonight, he loved it.
This toilet sign at a cafe in Germany
I was a budding young author...
The wifi name at a local church.
This sign on the London Underground reminding people to respect the British culture
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Innovation at it's finest.
"See human, i can take stupid selfies too"
Matter of honor!
When you want to go out to eat but your mom says there's food at home
A good looking cat.
the expert strikes again
We need you windows :(
I thought buy 2 get 2 is normal!
Still more active than my love life
Best Festival of the Summer!
$0.50 is cheap
In my paper this morning...
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When she runs to vader instead of a Disney Princess!
Equality for all
Han Solo from Star Trek
Quit while you're ahead
Carter Smells Feet..
When Einstein gets pulled over
Think about what you're doing when you park like a moron.
Got this from a kickstarter i funded lol
This guy's sign never fails to make me laugh!
How IT people see the rest of the office
saw this recently and made me laugh...
I'm an EMT. After a very wet, very messy birth call, I went home to change clothes. Came back to this on my locker.
lol who did this?
Selfie of the year
Checked the game cam with my 4 year old
When you graduate from online school....
Bring the cookies!
Every time I eat out
I sort of thought they just floated.
Just realised the buttons on my train look like Kenny
Expert Beauty Tips From A Pro!
At supercon I was taking a picture with a Jawa.. didn't realize the deadpool till I got home
Have you ever wondered why Mr. Krabs is the only crab in Bikini Bottom?
Don't even think about touching grandma's stuff
Yoga in the Park?
Something tells me there's not a spell strong enough to destroy this one...
When you install a new nitrous tank on your pet turtle
Stick it to the Man
When you are coming home late and trying to be quiet
A friend of mine on twitter used to do this thing he called 'bored doodle of the week'... I don't think I ever truly appreciated his sense of humour until I saw this doodle...
Ok which one of you has been posting on *** ?
Skill you have
This is my type of Tour de France
Family! Or, you know, the other thing...
Sent this to a special group in my gym.
I'll take a Cool Lab, please.
Taco's true identity!
My friends dad is a cop and his neighbors asked him to house sit, this is what they came home too.
When Your "Fun Dip" Gets Serious
This car wash has a water gun to spray on the vehicles as they are getting cleaned.
Always smell nice
I was trying to buy life insurance but pretty sure I got a death threat instead...
Grown in West Philadelphia
Googled "pet pig" wasn't disappointed
can you feel it now mr krabs?
Thank you, Inspirational Parking Meter. But alas, it must still come from within.
This guy has the hidden talent
I became this meme
My son took a nap on his Daddy and woke up a Super Villain.
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has changed quite a bit
Ain't nothing gonna smash this mouth
Someone keeps doing this.
Facebook just got real.
Given out at a wedding I attended
mens rights activism
Finally good news for vegetarians
At my house we use snorlax as a baby gate. Let’s just hope the baby never finds the Pokéflute
Oh man, I used to have those as a kid
Say bye to my friends vs say bye to my best friends
Still don't know who did it