I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Wife went to turn the lava lamp on,
We all die alone
How To Rap if Kendrick Lamar Invites You On Stage
When you watch Infinity war without seeing any previous Marvel movies
"Paps, that filter must be an ancient one!"
Et No. 2, Brute?
I mean those paintings were pretty good
But it all went downhill from there.
Just living my life...one dank motto at a time.
Next time I'm ordering the large one.
Neighbor's daughter loves rainbows but is too young to read. This is the present she gave for my sister's birthday
I, therefore thought it would be funny to inflate a 10' dog inside her 9' office.
I hope you giggle as much as I did
I want this kid to be my wingman.
KFC violatin bird law out here
shortness of breath
I haven’t thrown it for 7 minutes now.
My class wouldn't quiet down, so the prof wrote this and left. It's been 30 minutes.
If a quote says so it’s true
Always get me
Dr. Hedgehog is not amused.
something ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ loli something ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ
nobody likes spam
Engineers had this hanging up in their office
Anon is part of gun violence
Be unique be yourself
japan is a nutshell
This overdetailed restroom sign
Read labels first
think of Jesus every time you fap
Memorial Day weekend as an adult:
Circle of life ...
a real one
Nothing has described my mornings so accurately
A thoughtful gift
Every scene holds a meme
“Excuse me, miss”
My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
When your doctor gives you a bandage that looks like an 80s headband
I miss Niles more than Frasier.
100% of criminals were once children. Reduce children. Reduce crime.
When you're tired of the 'E' meme
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U GON LEARN TODAY
My friends like to one-up each other. Found this note & a blank check in one of my wedding gift cards.
When your kid is too young for Disneyland
Someone just send me this.
I swear i’m not a robot!
I feel the same way.
It took me sometime to figure it out.
bet you don’t got your PhD for that
Anon is having problems driving
Lock him up!
The night shift life.
When you go to the wrong convention.
Just go to Good Burger to find him
Christianity in a nutshell...
The end of terrorism is near
Pro Life Tip
20 YEARS LATER
My brother texted me this from his high school german class
Travelled Half Way Around the World for This lol
Anon gets revenge
Old meme but still relevant
COMMA, PLACEMENT MAKES A DIFFERENCE
Might be the evilest carpet I've seen