Señor Esqueleto. . . . . . . . . . . . . Mikkow was here. ♥
303,236 The Insane
It's been warm today in England!
I honestly think Siri does this just to mock me
stil phat tho
and that kids, is how I met your mother
So the sign at my apartment building is malfunctioning..
People really sorting through 'new'
NOTICE: This property is a farm
Khajit has wares if you have coin
Every time someone asks for their steak well done.
This seller went the extra mile
Saw this at the library and snort laughed. I may be a 34yo woman, but I have the maturity of a 12yo boy.
Overly cautious Hula Hooper
China is banning Winnie the Pooh because of memes like this
Sandwich board wisdom
Do not leave children unattended at Whole Foods.
When people ask why I don't drink coffee
Kachiga my lost friend
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Town had heart shaped fireworks for an event tonight but they were all upside down so it looked like penises all over the sky.
Netflix now has a new Walking Dead spin-off
except re:zero of course
Wandering the quiet, dark back-hallways of a hospital and about shit my pants
Jesus is cool with it
EA no chill
Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous
Just got this random text from someone I don't even know. Kumar, if you're seeing this get your act together.
The upside of communism
Loser "nop" savage "yep"
Am I doing this right?
Good info for potential buyers
The only good reason to put pineapple on pizza.
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My friend wore this shirt to our GoT party today.
But is it incest?
She's only had it for a day..
How to deal with taggers.
So... How fast..??
Yes, he was Asian. Yes, he had a great sense of humor. Yes, it's a Ferrari.
Checking the smartphone
MyFitnessPal is passive aggressive
Interesting people playing Tetris on my flight...
"Welcome to Gamestop"
Just been told by my doctor, I'm colour blind. This diagnosis has really come out of the...
My mom got me my new favorite mug
Get this guy off our streets.
I mean probably how it went...
This is our society
Jack Sparrow National Rum Day
A sneak peek into the next season of doctor who
Local listing of extremely spacious real estate.
Having second thoughts
This is some proud parent.
It's clearly not!
I love this episode
Smells like burnt food
Jumpsuit , oh yeah
National Geographic photographers start young
When your girl catches you with another c o c k
Hotdogreggin automatic #1
Check mate atheists.
This otter is fed up with our shit
Dickbutt in the flesh!
She got so burned her children felt it!
Yes that's a pair of underwear.
Owning a cat... summed up in one photo
This Frozen wrapping paper misprint
Some Harsh Realities
99% of buyers on Craigslist
My buddy from a small town in England went to London tonight, he loved it.
This toilet sign at a cafe in Germany
I was a budding young author...
The wifi name at a local church.
This sign on the London Underground reminding people to respect the British culture
no. 68 retweets
Innovation at it's finest.
"See human, i can take stupid selfies too"
Matter of honor!
When you want to go out to eat but your mom says there's food at home
A good looking cat.
the expert strikes again