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This is ridiculously accurate.
This guy is years ahead of us
We've all had those days
How to cross a road in Russia
Strong message Detroit
You can’t bring your dog on the subway in New York unless it fits in a bag...
Please don't hate me for this.
I thought it looked familiar.
This spoke to me on so many levels
When your friends daughter goes quiet for 10 minutes and they find her like this...
Non-Emergency & Emergency Hotlines in South Korea
Security robot in DC declares everything is ok. Drowns itself.
Think I'll shop somewhere else...
My fiancé just got back from her bachelorette party
John's a Shitter
My cat came home wearing a Armadillo shell, that's what life in Brazil is like.
I, for one, welcome our robot overlords
Sasuke, I'm flying!
My buddy's dog saw a moose
I feel blassed
A Must Read For Dog Owners
11 Year Old's Birthday Card To Father
I didn't know my kids wrote a book about me
COD: infinite Child Support
Hopefully your having a better Monday than this dude.
Yet another victim
Feasting on tiny souls
This pretty much sums up my life
I gotta find this cab...
My brother hands me this last night. Apparently it was my grandfather's. It's his stool sample.
The card messages are often the best part of being a florist.
It's been warm today in England!
I honestly think Siri does this just to mock me
stil phat tho
and that kids, is how I met your mother
So the sign at my apartment building is malfunctioning..
People really sorting through 'new'
NOTICE: This property is a farm
Khajit has wares if you have coin
Every time someone asks for their steak well done.
This seller went the extra mile
Saw this at the library and snort laughed. I may be a 34yo woman, but I have the maturity of a 12yo boy.
Overly cautious Hula Hooper
China is banning Winnie the Pooh because of memes like this
Sandwich board wisdom
Do not leave children unattended at Whole Foods.
When people ask why I don't drink coffee
Kachiga my lost friend
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Town had heart shaped fireworks for an event tonight but they were all upside down so it looked like penises all over the sky.
Netflix now has a new Walking Dead spin-off
except re:zero of course
Wandering the quiet, dark back-hallways of a hospital and about shit my pants
Jesus is cool with it
EA no chill
Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous
Just got this random text from someone I don't even know. Kumar, if you're seeing this get your act together.
The upside of communism
Loser "nop" savage "yep"
Am I doing this right?
Good info for potential buyers
The only good reason to put pineapple on pizza.
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My friend wore this shirt to our GoT party today.
But is it incest?
She's only had it for a day..
How to deal with taggers.
So... How fast..??
Yes, he was Asian. Yes, he had a great sense of humor. Yes, it's a Ferrari.
Checking the smartphone
MyFitnessPal is passive aggressive
Interesting people playing Tetris on my flight...
"Welcome to Gamestop"
Just been told by my doctor, I'm colour blind. This diagnosis has really come out of the...
My mom got me my new favorite mug
Get this guy off our streets.
I mean probably how it went...
This is our society
Jack Sparrow National Rum Day
A sneak peek into the next season of doctor who
Local listing of extremely spacious real estate.