Feasting on tiny souls

This pretty much sums up my life

I gotta find this cab...

My brother hands me this last night. Apparently it was my grandfather's. It's his stool sample.

The card messages are often the best part of being a florist.

bamboozled

It's been warm today in England!

I honestly think Siri does this just to mock me

stil phat tho

and that kids, is how I met your mother

So the sign at my apartment building is malfunctioning..

Online survey

quality content

People really sorting through 'new'

no thanks

NOTICE: This property is a farm

Khajit has wares if you have coin

Every time someone asks for their steak well done.

pls E

This seller went the extra mile

Pikaaaachu!

Saw this at the library and snort laughed. I may be a 34yo woman, but I have the maturity of a 12yo boy.

Overly cautious Hula Hooper

Accurate Review

China is banning Winnie the Pooh because of memes like this

Sandwich board wisdom

Do not leave children unattended at Whole Foods.

When people ask why I don't drink coffee

Kachiga my lost friend

3500000 results in 0.05 sec

Town had heart shaped fireworks for an event tonight but they were all upside down so it looked like penises all over the sky.

Origin story

Netflix now has a new Walking Dead spin-off

except re:zero of course

Wandering the quiet, dark back-hallways of a hospital and about shit my pants

Jesus is cool with it

Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous

Just got this random text from someone I don't even know. Kumar, if you're seeing this get your act together.

The upside of communism

Loser "nop" savage "yep"

Am I doing this right?

Craft

Down Unda

Good info for potential buyers

The only good reason to put pineapple on pizza.

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My friend wore this shirt to our GoT party today.

But is it incest?

She's only had it for a day..

How to deal with taggers.

N. Korea

So... How fast..??

Yes, he was Asian. Yes, he had a great sense of humor. Yes, it's a Ferrari.

Checking the smartphone

MyFitnessPal is passive aggressive

Interesting people playing Tetris on my flight...

"Welcome to Gamestop"

Just been told by my doctor, I'm colour blind. This diagnosis has really come out of the...

My mom got me my new favorite mug

Get this guy off our streets.

I mean probably how it went...

This is our society

Jack Sparrow National Rum Day

A sneak peek into the next season of doctor who

Local listing of extremely spacious real estate.

Africano Americano

Having second thoughts

This is some proud parent.

It's clearly not!

I love this episode

Damn squirrels

Be considerate

Smells like burnt food

Jumpsuit , oh yeah

National Geographic photographers start young

When your girl catches you with another c o c k

Hotdogreggin automatic #1

Check mate atheists.

This otter is fed up with our shit

Dickbutt in the flesh!

Fragrant disregard

She got so burned her children felt it!

Yes that's a pair of underwear.

Owning a cat... summed up in one photo

This Frozen wrapping paper misprint

Some Harsh Realities

V: copied

99% of buyers on Craigslist

Bless

My buddy from a small town in England went to London tonight, he loved it.

This toilet sign at a cafe in Germany

I was a budding young author...

The wifi name at a local church.

This sign on the London Underground reminding people to respect the British culture

Innovation at it's finest.

Retail.

"See human, i can take stupid selfies too"

That's...Very specific

Matter of honor!

WIDE SPREAD!