I still keep the method a secret

Working in the IT field when there is no budget.

The liquor store in my town.

Don't tell me how to wear my hat.

Take this route if you are stealing someone's baby

Ball is lost forever

Distress

"As You Wish"

FRIENDS vs. my friends

Make fun...safe...

A good waiter always has a suggestion

Fake news.

Flashpost not repast

pedophilia is a serious issue

Ezekiel Elliot

Worth the read.

Saw this in line at the DMV.

Found out why my calculator didn't multiply 9 by 30

Pompadour look

Skeletons

A screencap of a thread on video game centralised board on some old anime site that is humorous

One of the best scenes on animated television

Oh Finland why are you so dark..

Billienzen

Those teeth though

Stamp wetting machine

Checkmate, Atheists!

Just when you thought it was over

Customer feedback from a grandmother who got great service

Sixteen year old Dwayne Johnson looks older than current Dwayne Johnson

Forget the royal ball...

lucky day!

Perfect Advertisement

One mega jug to the rescue

EA customer support at its finest.

owch

Get off my back!

Which of the evils is worse I can't decide.

tan privilage

Johnson! Knock it off!

My Uncle sent this to me

jesus...

A map of the internet in 1995

unconcious racism is everywhere

Since this is a meme about him, anyone know where is Gisus ?

The best thing about living in Alabama

Why did they stop at 2?

You didn't say please though

Sign for a dog park in my city

z u c c ' e d ? ? ?

Restaurant is trying to rip some people off

Found out why my alarm didn't go off at 9:30.

Is this how Pokemon evolution works??

On the bandwagon

Well this is revealing

My boyfriend's grandpa carved a derpy picture of our husky. He didn't find it as amusing as we did.

Hate those people!

A ring to rule them all

Ads are getting smarter

Prepared fresh

Seriously Keanu? What did I JUST say?

Alice Cooper looks like an older Steve Carell

"How I made $290,000 selling books"

The most interesting person I've seen in an airport

Michael Sauce

If I had wrists to cut, I'd be bleeding out

Webcam Barbie

All good things come to an end

I cri

This Is Animal Abuse!

Like to be this guy

Lab parking

Toothpaste pregnancy test

good thing i bought a switch

This gets me every time

Shut Down

....Found the spoon honey

This drawing my cousin made for her brother who recently joined the navy.

Found in the bathroom at my buddies' apartment. Good to know someone is staying hygienic.

Me: Yea!

"Just rolling up with my snakes"

I'd hate to have a neighbor do this.

She's living in 2045

Smelled a fart on a 7 hour car drive. Found the source....

Loving Amazon's marketing team!

The power of a comma.

Please no touching of the dog

Had to laugh even though it's my worst nightmare

Yeah, *** you Sandy.

How civil war should have went

Uh... thanks for the warning?

King Family Values

Secret.

Please avoid drinking tea.

Tell me about it...

The jojo posting continues

Could he see Half Life 3 coming out though?

Upon request

Quiche is the best!!

The girl in front of me was excited about her first flight. This was how we spent the entire two hours.