"Behold! I have awakened to bring mankind death and madness!"

Does Siri watch Game of Thrones?

Less games every generation

If I ever were to apply to NASA, this is the rejection letter I would get.

I see your bountiful carrot harvest and offer my bountiful strawberry harvest for dessert!

Berenstein Bears

Them side jobs is where I make the real money.

Finish the meme for me.

Elf on the shelf

Table for 26 ...

My buddy visited Colorado and managed to bring me a little pot

A shitposting tribute

RUN AWAY!!!!!

Modern art at its finest!

My grandpa makes a custom label for air fresheners and sells them for 6$ a can.

My daughter is Steve Buscemi

Someone taped this over the urinal in the men's bathroom at my work...a silent hero is among us.

Got em good

Too soon?

And you think wireless headphones sounded impossible at first..

Mail call

Epic

This guy still stuck in 1890

Feelin' old yet?

you´ll never see it the same again!

She's overwhelmed

Give me your Chromosomes!

Smooth vol. 2

I'm getting pretty good at these super realistic 3D drawings

Real life image of Senior Tacos. Do not distribute.

Oh, Friday

Our local news posted this feed of their live city cam.

Leukemia

Neighbors don't always get along.

Handegg

Just a quick reminder of this beautiful man's existence

Saw this in Houston

Hello barkness my old friend...

Can I use this in my schoolwork?

Business Idea

My dad is colorblind and it never gets old

This might be the best fact I've ever learned

Introducing the 2018 Ford Bronco

Jesus approves

d o g

After the whole Ultron debacle, Tony Stark fell on hard times...

OJ at his parole hearing

Scary Terry

HDLolers

Too soon? NOPE!

Oh boy

Zoinks

'The chosen one'

Knot cool bro

I'm from Cumming, GA. This is a T-shirt from my favorite pizza place

In a Starbucks in Wales.

Woah, Black Betty, Bag of RAM

Just wasn't the same...

Fourth largest religion......

It does not look like a squirrel cumming RMJ...

Family dinner.....

I am not afraid of you Summer!

This is exactly how I remember it

Sh*t

Sign at local church

Vin Diesel was my Bus Driver Today.

This is going to be an intense race

Smooth

A normal day in India

Kik

You Can't Unsee It

Not every product needs a mascot...

This bulletin post

Anthropologists!

Guess the country

smh

You're a dealer, Harry

Built a garden for my wife a few months ago and it is finally time for the bountiful harvest. Tonight, we feast like kings.

I don't think that's how you're supposed to do it.

Me too Toto....me too.

Wonder Woman: optimist. Jessica Jones: Pessimist. Thor: Realist.

Drug Commercials

On point, as always, Nick Fury.

Ironic

Best mugshot ever

Always confirm dimensions when purchasing a cat online.

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+V

10/10 would buy again

Best Group Photo forever

Faith in Humanity partially restored!

These sequels are getting out of hand

My son be like

TONY

insert "quality shitpost" here

Years of gaming has taught me there is a secret behind this wall in my hotel

All of them

Ron Swanson. Winner of everything.

I thought this mugshot looked familiar...

What you're doing, I see it

My Aunt, Uncle and Cousin had their faces printed on pillows...