This one cracked me up

Somebody is going around our parking garage doing this to people who park on or over the line.

A quote I still use to this day.

Why does it rain?

Feeding his fake dog goldfish while his real dog sits outside, pissed.

yes

beat my ***

roblox

damn these hoes

ok changed it

It appears my limit is gone

I tried to show my dog a little butterfly I found. He did not appreciate it.

so do I

relatable

thanks

Peter Dinklage, everyone.

that's me

I have died everyday, waiting for you

That motherf*cker.

Outplayed

Buffer positioning

The last thing a piece of bread sees.

OIL the BOOBS

The Water Cycle

After a night out, we came home to find this note from the dog sitter.

Time to warm up

been a while since I had a ban

Top Gear complaint form

Roses are red, my trousers have pockets,

Well that worked perfectly

Seems true

haha

I took a picture of a bridge & then saw my weird shadow.

shitpost from the future

Oh oh

When you accidentaly use twitter instead of google search bar

**FBI INTENSIFIES**

My husband's late night contribution to the questionable label on my wine.

10/10... no splash

It swung the tide of the war.

Can't post more then this cuz of my limit

Can't hit a blow on this window

The gravy should be ready.....

This sign at a fried chicken restaurant

Because why not

too bad I got a limit again

They'll get 10/10

Yo Chappelle, OJ saw your netflix special. He wanna talk to you.

The name's Bond. James Bond. And you are...?

Damn, I went to the wrong one...

Amazon glitter review from the worst roommate ever

Surprise mf!

Can not believe it

Git out!

drop it

Retail Purge

Microsoft's Special Technique

Amazing Transformation - At least lost something

IT help desk "punisher"

Can someone tell me what kind of hummingbird this is?

boi, can't wait for the admins to publish the release date

like a phoenix from the ashes

Its oc

The vegan hunter

When I ask my black-asian friend if they want take out

Just pick any day

Thank you, Bill from Chicago

hacker man

Probably regrets these quotes

Sounds like I win win to me

T H I C C

I asked for an Apple Watch for my birthday. This is what I got.

HL in one year.

Moneymay = The G.O.A.T.

Tragic

Stressed spelled backwards...

Pumped up

Banned again

its scary

4 thousand years later and we're back to speaking in the same language.

Ayyyy

How to lose 10 pounds FAST using this one weird trick!

Now I know the first thing I'm gonna do if I ever visit Italy.

So big

Sorting my dad's funeral and spotted a familiar face!

those bans are scary

How to get around copyright law

She thought he's gonna propose her

Angry seal slap noises

damn leave some pussy for the rest of us

Show some love

Haha totally not me

Yeah I cant help that fake giggle!

Neopolitian

Poor robbie

The profanities that would leave my mouth!

You Will Never Guess What This Ad Addresses

I can code in multiple languages, but i don't understand washing machines, so my girlfriend made it easier

Sassy Rowling

*screeching*