I need a restraining order

He must have an all terrain type vehicle?...

dad

This is the cute couple from Stranger things today. Feel old yet?

What about my human rights?

busted

Drawing blood

Coming this Christmas

If shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me

I have to protect it

Delish

I recall a time when there where over 5 users in hugelol

"This is why police cats aren't a thing..."

Someone with the strength of a man and a little baby

Last seen footage of Paul Walker

world destruction is one thing but this is where I draw the line

Asked for extra pepperoni. Pizza Hut got the memo.

That's how you pose in front of the leaning tower of Pisa.

Classic drake and josh

Today in Chile, a doll was found supervising the security

Nothing suspicious here..

Dory fell off the wagon, again

In Fremont, Earth

Credit downudder

Taste the emancipation!

Sunflower selfie

BEWARE OF DOG!!!

Don't be like Dave

I've seen this trick a thousand tim- Whaaaaa?

An ad for steaks in Dubai

My wife noticed this and said, "Somebody better call a physics professor."

That is accurate.

Who says transgender people aren't fit for the military?!

hacker

My dog looks like she was drawn by a Medieval monk who had never seen a dog before

another one

MAO

Lego Batman was a great movie for little hidden jokes like this.

if windows cant shitpost, i will

its hitler

This man must have had a heck of a childhood

nice one

Klinger is having a good day.

A golf fan asks Bill Murray to please autograph his forehead

Hahahaha....Im so broke.

Found this at my grandfather's house.

This one cracked me up

Somebody is going around our parking garage doing this to people who park on or over the line.

A quote I still use to this day.

Why does it rain?

Feeding his fake dog goldfish while his real dog sits outside, pissed.

yes

beat my ***

roblox

damn these hoes

ok changed it

It appears my limit is gone

I tried to show my dog a little butterfly I found. He did not appreciate it.

so do I

relatable

thanks

Peter Dinklage, everyone.

that's me

I have died everyday, waiting for you

That motherf*cker.

Outplayed

Buffer positioning

The last thing a piece of bread sees.

OIL the BOOBS

The Water Cycle

After a night out, we came home to find this note from the dog sitter.

Time to warm up

been a while since I had a ban

Top Gear complaint form

Roses are red, my trousers have pockets,

Well that worked perfectly

Seems true

haha

I took a picture of a bridge & then saw my weird shadow.

shitpost from the future

Oh oh

When you accidentaly use twitter instead of google search bar

**FBI INTENSIFIES**

My husband's late night contribution to the questionable label on my wine.

10/10... no splash

It swung the tide of the war.

Can't post more then this cuz of my limit

Can't hit a blow on this window

The gravy should be ready.....

This sign at a fried chicken restaurant

Because why not

too bad I got a limit again

They'll get 10/10

Yo Chappelle, OJ saw your netflix special. He wanna talk to you.

The name's Bond. James Bond. And you are...?

Damn, I went to the wrong one...

Amazon glitter review from the worst roommate ever

Surprise mf!

Can not believe it

Git out!