"Whats the time?" "Its a little past nein"

When it's The Mummy, you don't a need a good title.

Surprised no one has done this yet

✓

The U.S. military refusing to accept a transgender recruit.

Daddy T plz

Spotted outside a pub in London

***in mystery

I Photoshopped myself as Little Debbie, and have been putting stickers on actual boxes for a month... http://imgur.com/a/aw00C

He took a picture of his father in a live interview.

My mood today

My daughter didn't understand why I giggled

I don't know if this has been posted before, but this is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

trump wants that straight inside job

you just got pranked!

He perfec :c

And yes I have a lot of free time

They grow up so fast

Pimp my slav

Box from my mother every time this

I need a restraining order

He must have an all terrain type vehicle?...

dad

This is the cute couple from Stranger things today. Feel old yet?

What about my human rights?

busted

Drawing blood

Coming this Christmas

If shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me

I have to protect it

Delish

I recall a time when there where over 5 users in hugelol

"This is why police cats aren't a thing..."

Someone with the strength of a man and a little baby

Last seen footage of Paul Walker

world destruction is one thing but this is where I draw the line

Asked for extra pepperoni. Pizza Hut got the memo.

That's how you pose in front of the leaning tower of Pisa.

Classic drake and josh

Today in Chile, a doll was found supervising the security

Nothing suspicious here..

Dory fell off the wagon, again

In Fremont, Earth

Credit downudder

Taste the emancipation!

Sunflower selfie

BEWARE OF DOG!!!

Don't be like Dave

I've seen this trick a thousand tim- Whaaaaa?

An ad for steaks in Dubai

My wife noticed this and said, "Somebody better call a physics professor."

That is accurate.

Who says transgender people aren't fit for the military?!

hacker

My dog looks like she was drawn by a Medieval monk who had never seen a dog before

another one

MAO

Lego Batman was a great movie for little hidden jokes like this.

if windows cant shitpost, i will

its hitler

This man must have had a heck of a childhood

nice one

Klinger is having a good day.

A golf fan asks Bill Murray to please autograph his forehead

Hahahaha....Im so broke.

Found this at my grandfather's house.

This one cracked me up

Somebody is going around our parking garage doing this to people who park on or over the line.

A quote I still use to this day.

Why does it rain?

Feeding his fake dog goldfish while his real dog sits outside, pissed.

yes

beat my ***

roblox

damn these hoes

ok changed it

It appears my limit is gone

I tried to show my dog a little butterfly I found. He did not appreciate it.

so do I

relatable

thanks

Peter Dinklage, everyone.

that's me

I have died everyday, waiting for you

That motherf*cker.

Outplayed

Buffer positioning

The last thing a piece of bread sees.

OIL the BOOBS

The Water Cycle

After a night out, we came home to find this note from the dog sitter.

Time to warm up

been a while since I had a ban

Top Gear complaint form

Roses are red, my trousers have pockets,

Well that worked perfectly

Seems true

haha

I took a picture of a bridge & then saw my weird shadow.

shitpost from the future