Guess I'll die
222,337 Gold Club
Kansas City fire department saves Kansas City police department from elevator.
This sounded really nice until I read the italics
Wisconsin ice cream truck tells it as it is
My cousin left home today, my auntie is sadistic
Hey commie, how can you eat your puddin when you ain't got any meat?
Guys, we finally get the reference
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled...
Your waifu is trash
The spell of 12 virgins
Thinly veiled irony
When the group of old women stare at you for a bit too long
Me as a mug
People like it, eh?
I'm actually impressed
Screw your well done crap.
Sorry not sorry
Today I'm Feeling...
The Perfect Poster
This is what she does in the shallow, she stands there...Lol
Bill Cosby Halloween costume
Now I know my A-B-C
Good Guy Ploice Man
Do you like surreal comics? Pbfcomics are hilarious!
Who is Robert and why does he have his own soda size at my local Wendy's?
My French mom got me these boxers because she said she knows I love camping.
is spreading this meme bullying?
An impressive dong.
Uhh, I'll have to pass...
The perfect plate
True to my house.
HELP IS JUST A CALL AWAY!
suffocation! no breathing!
Dodging the draft
Spotted at a local bar
An extremely judgemental, angry car.
s p i c y
45lbs gone. I'm so proud!
Thought we could trust my brother in the bath by himself for half an hour.
Damn right I did
Just noticed my daughters shirt has a double meaning.
Seems a bit harsh
I might delete this soon, but I was feeling cute
Imma get banned
quicky with the boys
Sign of the times
Found a Real message in a bottle at the marina today..
The remake to look forward to.
Keeping the tradition i guess
When u tryna jump on the bandwagon
Shaved bears look like werewolves
Let me live that fantasy...
You wouldn't believe it but this table was wooden before discount
Where is Windows2OO6?
The face my dog makes while she waits for me to throw her ball
I just saw this posted on facebook and it says, "Life lesson learned. Be very specific when explaining how you want your dog be groomed." DROPPED OFF A SHIHTZU, PICKED UP A LLAMA.
The low road
Microwave demands a sacrifice for its services.
Thought the bus was full of women in niqabs until I put my glasses on.
b o i
My Scandi mind is blown
My dad gave me a box of stuff from his teenage years. I wonder what sticker he removed from the outside...
WHITEBONES AFTER SEEING THE WEEKLY CHART
I got some mini pumpkins to pass out for Halloween.
I told my daughter to brush the cat. She didn't get it...
If you're not firth you're lath...
Hello religious police, i need you to molest someone
cannot live without them
the greatest bamboozle
Anyone else remember him?
Row, row, row your boat...
K-5 is fine, but..
hugelol trying to ban me
teach me your ways oh great one