On The Caninth Day

Such a good Simpsons moment

I left my hardcore biker friend some hash last weekend. He hasn't gotten high since the 60s. Here's the pic he sent me

Speech Therapy

In 90 days, I marry my best friend. This is my favourite picture of us.

The new Special forces unit

Before Snapchat, Instagram and runways: This is where you showed off your shoes/outfit! Never forget where you came from.

Escape Plan

No judgment here

You never know where a quest will come from.

I don't mean to brag, but my MacBook supports windows

Connection established

The secret to pleasing a man.

unexpected

Kansas City fire department saves Kansas City police department from elevator.

This sounded really nice until I read the italics

woke

Wisconsin ice cream truck tells it as it is

My cousin left home today, my auntie is sadistic

Hey commie, how can you eat your puddin when you ain't got any meat?

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled...

Your waifu is trash

The spell of 12 virgins

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kaching kaching

incrediable india

Thinly veiled irony

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When the group of old women stare at you for a bit too long

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hawt

Me as a mug

People like it, eh?

I'm actually impressed

Screw your well done crap.

Sorry not sorry

Today I'm Feeling...

The Perfect Poster

Anyone know?

This is what she does in the shallow, she stands there...Lol

Bill Cosby Halloween costume

Now I know my A-B-C

Good Guy Ploice Man

Do you like surreal comics? Pbfcomics are hilarious!

Moshi Moshi

Arial view

Who is Robert and why does he have his own soda size at my local Wendy's?

My French mom got me these boxers because she said she knows I love camping.

is spreading this meme bullying?

An impressive dong.

Uhh, I'll have to pass...

The perfect plate

iPhone 8

True to my house.

HELP IS JUST A CALL AWAY!

suffocation! no breathing!

Dodging the draft

Spotted at a local bar

An extremely judgemental, angry car.

s p i c y

45lbs gone. I'm so proud!

Diagnosis

Thought we could trust my brother in the bath by himself for half an hour.

Damn right I did

Just noticed my daughters shirt has a double meaning.

Seems a bit harsh

I might delete this soon, but I was feeling cute

Imma get banned

Free OJ!

quicky with the boys

Good Joke

Sign of the times

Check Em

Found a Real message in a bottle at the marina today..

The remake to look forward to.

Keeping the tradition i guess

haha

When u tryna jump on the bandwagon

Shaved bears look like werewolves

cool

Let me live that fantasy...

Curious

You wouldn't believe it but this table was wooden before discount

Where is Windows2OO6?

The face my dog makes while she waits for me to throw her ball

wowowowowo

I just saw this posted on facebook and it says, "Life lesson learned. Be very specific when explaining how you want your dog be groomed." DROPPED OFF A SHIHTZU, PICKED UP A LLAMA.

The low road

Hmmmmm...

Microwave demands a sacrifice for its services.

respect

Thought the bus was full of women in niqabs until I put my glasses on.

pathetic

b o i

My Scandi mind is blown

My dad gave me a box of stuff from his teenage years. I wonder what sticker he removed from the outside...

WHITEBONES AFTER SEEING THE WEEKLY CHART

I got some mini pumpkins to pass out for Halloween.

I told my daughter to brush the cat. She didn't get it...

If you're not firth you're lath...