It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
250,056 Gold Club
I work in a lab. Whenever my friend process a sample with a name with "***", "dick" or anything slightly dirty he writes it in his "***book".
Totally didn't recognize you....
Somewhere something went wrong.
Traveling never felt so dirty.
Here we go again
Who would win, him or a frog ?
"This is me"
My dogs are way more photogenic than I am
"Can you take a picture of us"
Had my leg amputated and my brother shows up to the hospital dressed as a pirate
Finally, this exists
Got confused, played CoD in a dress
My Immediate Response To People I Encounter Daily
Cargo Trailer Robbery in Broad daylight
He is also listening to his least favorite music
A Sigh Of Relief
Ready for today's meeting
Wow. Mind blown.
Building your own powered model aircraft
Tiny door found in a children's hospital.
Had my leg amputated last week. I had to do it
Seems much more accurate
parents dont know shit about the d
My dads first deployment to Iraq we sent him a Shrek themed birthday party. This is what he sent back
>tfw no gf
I searched "Bleached ***" on youtube. This is the first result
Florida, home of the giant rat
The Law Of Cats
Photos of divers doing flips mid-dive and edited onto a toilet is the best thing I've seen all week
This dog looks like William H. Macy
My three year old saw this and exclaimed "Look! Someone drew green scissors on the road!"
My whole life has been a lie
Wife accidentally used my beard-trimmings towel to dry her face
Not telling nefer again
this came into the clinic today. 23lbs.
Rook at me
It's a shit job, but somebody's gotta do it!
Old and stolen: comics edition
Legos are sexist
When European sees uncolonized land
Big, black, and you can sit on it.
Hans is always prepared
Reminds me of Requiem for a Dream
Served with a side of Grandpa's famous fromunda cheese
Went to lunch today and this was in the doorway.
What the hell is going on here...
Release date august the 6th
"NO WE WON'T"
Collar tag WIN
The bravest man in the airport
Introducing the new Nintendo Swiss.
They had so little time to react. RIP.
Mr. Crab's first dollar
Just aCoincidence? I think not!
My friend recently acquired a "gently used" office desk
Got cut off today, wasn't even mad.
Didn't see you there
I heard you hate communists
My online physics homework knows me too well
It's getting real now...
My friends kid looks like Garth.
Someone at work has her kids coming in to visit. She drew this so I would know what they look like when they got here...
Found your mom's ethernet port
Why is this a stock photo?
Cage me again mother***er
ESRB Video Game rating system
There are no original ideas anymore.
Little League in a nutshell
This hangs in the paint department of my local hardware
Every high school seating chart
The view is pretty nice from here.
So I found this at my parents house last night?
I'm the guy from your math books who has a ton of pizzas in their car
Assailant..."slipped and fell"
I'm convinced there's a conspiracy going on here.
Our maintenance guy definitely watched Tom and Jerry as a kid
When plastic bags attack
Working at the White House right now
Only true gamers can relate
white children feel more comfortable with guns