I am new here!
The State Department nailed my girlfriend's passport
Time heals all wounds but the scars are a constant reminder
Tastes so good
Only in Oklahoma
im trash too :(
Meanwhile on Western front
Chewie Shot First
Found this while looking for a nature trail
I back, open anus
Larry Bird is a dick
Awesome chefs hat
My friend's son wrote a letter to NASA
This Amazon question and answer
Thanking the one that counts
Just hit up cvs for a cool new scarf and head band.
Rare footage of a young TobyMittenshire
A friend of mine works in telecommunications. A customer was so angry, they sent all their equipment back to his company in a coffin, with a note that said, "You're dead to us."
Show vagine babe
2 steps into walking down the aisle. He said 'Goddamit Jeri, did my pants just fall down?'
this meme will self destrucc in 5 seconds
Google are hiring!
A friend's son got $1 from the tooth fairy a couple days ago. He wrote her a letter asking to upgrade his $1 to $5. This was the tooth fairy's response.
When you're a mexican on twitter
Trying to look good
Anon daddies a grill
TOO FAR. We've gone TOO FAR.
hey you know what? let me hit that
"What is my purpose?"
lel patronized by a cuck
A sad chapter of human history
"Anyone can legally say 'Eat Shit, Bob!'" - My favorite part of the brief filed by the ACLU on behalf of Jon Oliver
I'm sitting in a forever 21 store with five other men just waiting...
No... I'm pretty sure it's a baby...
As a single lady, this guy is interesting and I'd sit down.
Not Just the children but the wochildren and chilchildren
keks just light enough as to not to set the mine I've just stepped on off
I just thought this was funny! XD
Who is that old dude though ?
I got excited for a second.
The good old days
the sound of silence.
I saw something strange when I finished my pizza...
When you accidentally laugh at the emoji movie
Tis the season.
WWIII ain't nothing compared to the Meme War
It was his birthday yesterday, and he seemed a little skeptical.
When food meets real life
"Destroy All Humans" written in Binary on a sign at BattleBots.
Some people just want the world to burn.
I am really glad the city paid for these high end fire extinguishers. No expense is spared with it comes to employee safety...
This kid on a longboard using a leaf blower to go fast is now my personal hero
Young Girl at my work asked what I was listening to after the shop was closed and told her Wu-Tang. She replied with, "Cool, Old school hip hop".
The "s" is silent
For when you are in some real deep shit
Was having coffee in the kitchen when I look up to the fruit basket....
For those who get it
Hello I'm Chris Hansen why don't you take a seat over there
A seagull kinda ruined the weather report on this morning's news.
Bacteria are hawt
Waiting for potential Jury duty and spot the girl in front wearing the best t-shirt. Is this a sure fire way to avoid being selected?
Oh crap! It's a Thesaurus.
Thats a sikh burn man!
And so starts the war
When you need to recreate a masterpiece
The most recent billboard AD from my local donut shop
Brought my dog to the dog wash. She immediately began acting like she owned the place.
When the silence is too suspicious
a man in the streets, an apache helicopter in the sheets
Once you go Furr, you never Returrn
My all time favorite scene in an animated series
When your Bulbasaur is just right
A new bakery called "You know nothing John Dough" has opened up.
First time in Canada, it didn't disappoint.
Kim & Kanye <3
This cow looks like Gene Simmons
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... dryin' time's here.
If you're into armpits...
Wally World Here I Come
i was waiting for his bones to twist around