That elf ain't right

Either my Legos are defective or my cat inpervious to pain.

Guy turns his roommates mess into passive aggressive art

'When your Country is Poorer Than Your Income.' It's been raining here for the last 24 hours and I saw this today while returning home from class.

Worth the read

Saw this at a bar I went to today .

Jump in ***es

SDA much more fun

Grandma didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.

Real life !

I was trying to look up the movie War Pigs but got a typo, I was not disappointed.

This plant looks like it was kicked in the nuts and spit out a branch.

My dad got this great card for his birthday

The Adventures of Puss in Kinky Boots!

The State Department nailed my girlfriend's passport

Time heals all wounds but the scars are a constant reminder

Tastes so good

Only in Oklahoma

Superpower 2020

im trash too :(

Meanwhile on Western front

oh Sweden

Chewie Shot First

Found this while looking for a nature trail

I back, open anus

One Chayna

Larry Bird is a dick

Awesome chefs hat

My friend's son wrote a letter to NASA

This Amazon question and answer

Thanks Donald!

Thanking the one that counts

Just hit up cvs for a cool new scarf and head band.

Rare footage of a young TobyMittenshire

ewwww

A friend of mine works in telecommunications. A customer was so angry, they sent all their equipment back to his company in a coffin, with a note that said, "You're dead to us."

Heck

Toad

Show vagine babe

2 steps into walking down the aisle. He said 'Goddamit Jeri, did my pants just fall down?'

this meme will self destrucc in 5 seconds

Google are hiring!

Oh ***

eef freef

A friend's son got $1 from the tooth fairy a couple days ago. He wrote her a letter asking to upgrade his $1 to $5. This was the tooth fairy's response.

When you're a mexican on twitter

Trying to look good

Anon daddies a grill

TOO FAR. We've gone TOO FAR.

hey you know what? let me hit that

Unexpected

"What is my purpose?"

lel patronized by a cuck

A sad chapter of human history

"Anyone can legally say 'Eat Shit, Bob!'" - My favorite part of the brief filed by the ACLU on behalf of Jon Oliver

I'm sitting in a forever 21 store with five other men just waiting...

No... I'm pretty sure it's a baby...

As a single lady, this guy is interesting and I'd sit down.

Not Just the children but the wochildren and chilchildren

keks just light enough as to not to set the mine I've just stepped on off

I just thought this was funny! XD

Who is that old dude though ?

I got excited for a second.

The good old days

the sound of silence.

I saw something strange when I finished my pizza...

When you accidentally laugh at the emoji movie

priceless treasure!

Tis the season.

WWIII ain't nothing compared to the Meme War

ohh habibi

It was his birthday yesterday, and he seemed a little skeptical.

When food meets real life

"Destroy All Humans" written in Binary on a sign at BattleBots.

Some people just want the world to burn.

I am really glad the city paid for these high end fire extinguishers. No expense is spared with it comes to employee safety...

Egg-celent

This kid on a longboard using a leaf blower to go fast is now my personal hero

Young Girl at my work asked what I was listening to after the shop was closed and told her Wu-Tang. She replied with, "Cool, Old school hip hop".

The "s" is silent

For when you are in some real deep shit

Dinosaur kid

Was having coffee in the kitchen when I look up to the fruit basket....

For those who get it

Oblivion>Skyrim

Texas Traffic

Hello I'm Chris Hansen why don't you take a seat over there

hentai

A seagull kinda ruined the weather report on this morning's news.

Bacteria are hawt

Waiting for potential Jury duty and spot the girl in front wearing the best t-shirt. Is this a sure fire way to avoid being selected?

Oh crap! It's a Thesaurus.

Thats a sikh burn man!

spooky

And so starts the war

When you need to recreate a masterpiece

The most recent billboard AD from my local donut shop

Brought my dog to the dog wash. She immediately began acting like she owned the place.

When the silence is too suspicious

Playground insults