Two spaces, two tickets?
Conspiracy to commit murder
Title
New Zealand aquarium has monthly naughty and good penguins
boneless
Work in retail!
Please don't waste ink
I searched "Not all heros wear capes" on Google Images and this was the first result
How can this be a real place
There are moments in life when we find ourselves at a crossroad
The best movie review of all time.
Documents for boss!!!
The internet escaped into my local grocery store
shitty memes all day
The local pub sums it up beautifully.
IT Closet
Love my state
stealth
My favorite froggo
can i be transdead please
How to trigger katman101
get ricky rekt
No one cared who I was, until I put on the mask.
They can't stand this hot weather
Umm I think someone should alert homeland security that some plutonium is missing.
afterwards he shit on the street
It's Morphin Time!
Y'all come sit around n hear a story from ol' buck.
Like What You See?
happy happy joy joy
Yes
The State Department nailed my nephew's passport
Pretty sure my 16 YO son is never gonna get laid.
Anon bamboozles a cop
trump lied to us
So my friend ordered this chair off amazon and this is what she got
Welcome to 2017 everyone
Hugelol isn't prepared for the amount I am going to post
One more bottle, please!
Top 10 anime betrayals
Thanks mum.
Insurance Company - Sir, please sketch how you broke your leg
I still believe.
No human can decipher this one
Natural birth control...
"The ramp works"
Open on Sundays too.
When subtle hints is not your thing.
Grad quote
When you send out 30 job applications and can't figure out why no one is interested.
My new truck is nice. Maybe a little too nice :/
Whoever thought this up is a genius!
Jaime spending some quality time with his sister's new BF
Females be complaining about "man-spreading" but acting like woman-spreading don't exist
This caution board in india.
Your girlfriend isn't the only victim.
We've had a problem with a groundhog crawling into our engine bay and chewing wires. This is my dad's solution
Starbucks has a new secret ingredient?
Thug Lyfe
ok so... HOW?
That elf ain't right
Either my Legos are defective or my cat inpervious to pain.
Guy turns his roommates mess into passive aggressive art
'When your Country is Poorer Than Your Income.' It's been raining here for the last 24 hours and I saw this today while returning home from class.
Worth the read
Saw this at a bar I went to today .
Jump in ***es
SDA much more fun
Grandma didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.
Real life !
I was trying to look up the movie War Pigs but got a typo, I was not disappointed.
This plant looks like it was kicked in the nuts and spit out a branch.
My dad got this great card for his birthday
The Adventures of Puss in Kinky Boots!
The State Department nailed my girlfriend's passport
Time heals all wounds but the scars are a constant reminder
Tastes so good
Only in Oklahoma
Superpower 2020
im trash too :(
Meanwhile on Western front
oh Sweden
Chewie Shot First
Found this while looking for a nature trail
I back, open anus
One Chayna
Larry Bird is a dick
Awesome chefs hat
My friend's son wrote a letter to NASA
This Amazon question and answer
Thanks Donald!
Thanking the one that counts
Just hit up cvs for a cool new scarf and head band.
Rare footage of a young TobyMittenshire
ewwww
A friend of mine works in telecommunications. A customer was so angry, they sent all their equipment back to his company in a coffin, with a note that said, "You're dead to us."
Heck
Toad
Show vagine babe
2 steps into walking down the aisle. He said 'Goddamit Jeri, did my pants just fall down?'