sex with no bones
Yes he is...
***tus
I have been waiting for this moment my whole life
Man promises his wife he would "try" to sell his beloved Subaru
I support it!
New app idea
Get me on top 10
Did he say meme belly
The new hit of the 1400s
Cycle of adulthood
should i start shitposting spree the same day i stop lurking?
Haha
gottem
Apocalypse Soon
My favorite scene from Futurama
Just bro things
Be Brave Take it like a Man
New Sign!
bituches luv diamonds
Erizabeth from Ros Angeres
boneless chicken has less energy
Another great Amazon answer
the chosen one
Thor: Ragnarok's Jeff Goldblum's reaction when asked if he prefers Marvel or DC
The truth lies in the shadows
Protective watermark is all part of a plan
Okay, which one of you loons visited my local Wendy's and used the mens' room recently?
How do i Chadify myself?
Blame that guy
Currently traveling through Vang Vieng, Laos. The hostel promised a pool and a view.
Sneaky little things.
Tired of boiling water?
Full Script.
Niggas watching lolis with hats 'n shit
I work in Retail. Customer came in complaining about their tablet. - Screen not being clear enough, but also not registering touch correctly.... This is what I found.
If Lays made Bread - 2017 Edition
Took my dog to doggy daycare. They texted me a pic saying "she is having the time of her life." My dog is a slut.
Specifically booked a window seat on United.
The subtle truth
Chris Evans, your time has come!
Squigaly!
I don't know why i find this so funny
A menu in a Taiwanese restaurant.
Tell me please
Cant negotiate with a Hugeloler
Ol' Musky
Subway thinks they're cute
My saint is on my wallet
Miami always has something new for me
Wait, isn't Finland a mythical place.
Very strong correlation
Top 10 anime battles of all time
I see your "Guys will understand" and raise to a "Men will understand"
We're dog-sitting this weekend..
Perfect example of "Send help" depicted as a facial expression.
This T says it all.
When you sleep for too long
Found this online while searching fo cute tutrl pics
If you lobby against this, you're the devil.
There's an 11 year old in New York subways that sells emotional advice instead of lemonade.
We've been in a financial downswing for years
After days of endless beeping from the server room...
Retirement.
Good save.
It knows too much...
This is the real Bermuda Triangle
Was searching for a 7-Eleven nearby in NYC
I don't think this will ever sound refreshing again...
Good afternoon, peasants.
DJ doing it right.
Caution: To Avoid Melting, Do Not Place Owl in Direct Sunlight
Pretty much her #1 accomplishment in life to date.
When you go to the gym for 30 years straight but totally forgot head day.
white power
in a day or ᵗʷᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ
The possibilities are literally endless.
Nothing Good In Here Please Stop
The love of a mother.
from germany to poland in one tank
Religion in Ireland
Finally found a use for the old flip-phone I had on the shelf.
She took the midnight train going anywhere
There is never an excuse.
Truman show shadow
Come home from work one day and seen these two barrels outside our neighbours front lawn
Friend-zone : Level INFINITY
hubris
Should I buy and wear this monstrosity?
A most epic yard sale
No easy way out of this situation.
if i had a kidney for every existing gender
Every road you take.
Get that emotion outta here!
What is the British word for cigarette?
seriously doc
Customers kept trying to go into the room that was obviously under construction so the security guard put up a sign.
make westeros great again
How to get your friends banned
The Juice.....Not.