Babe, you look good enough to eat.
Shakespeare was really ahead of his time...
how I would like to spend my day
Never thought about that...
LOL, cannot stop laughing
Lets all have fun today!
Senior Tacos is the best
Well that's not a topping you see on most menus...
C'mon Kim, make it real!
"Crap! I Thought I Locked the Door!!!"
Haha not Like I have that kinda of hair
Another indian joke
Glorious Communist Surround Sound
Just what I need
The power of imagination
That's one way to sit in a box, I guess.
Pregnancy Test Errors
The local community college art show was 10/10
When you get a little money and start buying stupid shit.
Drop kick me Jesus...
this shirt is up to speed with current events
Caught the noodle thief
Couple gets an evident seal of approval
First thing I learned about having my own place
A book review by snoop
Go do the stuff.
If only birds were a bit bigger
Better blur out her fingers before you offend someone.
A more realistic map position
Nailed the title. A+
I see your road is lava and your Baltimore is lava, and raise you the ocean is lava
Academy award winner...
Saturday Night Special
I chew, I chew, I a million times chew.
"You sure that's the right word?"..."Yeah, like 80% sure."..."Print it."
"He's my best friend and he works hard all day. Couldn't you at least wag your tail?" by Tom Cheney
Eat crap die fast
"Can I have a piece of paper?".........
bobs or shitpost in your blog butiful
I saw this on Phil Plait's Facebook page today.
Microsoft is getting desperate...
The ice maker is not working
and this is my partner Ghee Buttersnaps.
War has changed...
"I have a friend who could do it for cheaper"
When I switch from regular jeans into high waist ones.
Don't get high on your own supply dogo
Saw this in China, kinda made me want to stand there and wait until it started raining
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...
So this is what happens when you break something
The only downside
Restart life would be a great option
My new lawn ornament arrived today
Plane safety, it's just plain safety
George's wife wasn't too hard to look at either, Clapton would agree.
Anon confirms alien's intelligence
My buddy's girlfriend's new rules for him...
Husband thinks he hit the jackpot at Walmart.
Never underestimate nerds with too much free time
How to navigate a conversation like a pro ?
The Road is Lava
Wake up the day a dog...a cat by breakfast
We've found a legend.
It wont work, Taco.
Desert Water Aircraft Carrier
Just a tall tourist using an ATM in South East Asia..
Cat lost her eye to an accident, but with modern technology's help, she regained it.
Booked myself a window seat in advance
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Michael Scott
Discarded mattress and trash bin looks like Kim and Kanye
Trust nobody, not even yourself
Saudio Arabia is on my travel checklist now
Ain't No Racist
Send panis and testacals
They went on an adventure!
When HL community delivers
He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Google hires literal nazis
KIM JONG UNITED KOREA
Thanks for sharing, I guess.
Bad At At!