Never gets old

Babe, you look good enough to eat.

Shakespeare was really ahead of his time...

how I would like to spend my day

Never thought about that...

LOL, cannot stop laughing

Menacing

Lets all have fun today!

Senior Tacos is the best

Well that's not a topping you see on most menus...

C'mon Kim, make it real!

"Crap! I Thought I Locked the Door!!!"

Haha not Like I have that kinda of hair

Final Boss

Bye baby

Another indian joke

Glorious Communist Surround Sound

Just what I need

The power of imagination

That's one way to sit in a box, I guess.

Pregnancy Test Errors

The local community college art show was 10/10

When you get a little money and start buying stupid shit.

Drop kick me Jesus...

this shirt is up to speed with current events

Finally

Caught the noodle thief

Couple gets an evident seal of approval

First thing I learned about having my own place

A book review by snoop

Dickon Dickoff

Go do the stuff.

If only birds were a bit bigger

Better blur out her fingers before you offend someone.

A more realistic map position

Nailed the title. A+

I see your road is lava and your Baltimore is lava, and raise you the ocean is lava

Academy award winner...

Saturday Night Special

I chew, I chew, I a million times chew.

"You sure that's the right word?"..."Yeah, like 80% sure."..."Print it."

Punny keyboard

Optional required.

"He's my best friend and he works hard all day. Couldn't you at least wag your tail?" by Tom Cheney

Eat crap die fast

"Can I have a piece of paper?".........

bobs or shitpost in your blog butiful

I saw this on Phil Plait's Facebook page today.

they cri

Microsoft is getting desperate...

The ice maker is not working

and this is my partner Ghee Buttersnaps.

War has changed...

"I have a friend who could do it for cheaper"

When I switch from regular jeans into high waist ones.

Chaotic Lawful

Don't get high on your own supply dogo

Saw this in China, kinda made me want to stand there and wait until it started raining

Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...

PICKLE RICK

So this is what happens when you break something

The only downside

Restart life would be a great option

My new lawn ornament arrived today

Plane safety, it's just plain safety

George's wife wasn't too hard to look at either, Clapton would agree.

Anon confirms alien's intelligence

My buddy's girlfriend's new rules for him...

Husband thinks he hit the jackpot at Walmart.

Never underestimate nerds with too much free time

Begone Weeb

How to navigate a conversation like a pro ?

Introducing...

The Road is Lava

Thoughts...

Wake up the day a dog...a cat by breakfast

We've found a legend.

It wont work, Taco.

Quality content

Desert Water Aircraft Carrier

Bepsi

Show boob

Just a tall tourist using an ATM in South East Asia..

Cat lost her eye to an accident, but with modern technology's help, she regained it.

Booked myself a window seat in advance

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Michael Scott

Discarded mattress and trash bin looks like Kim and Kanye

Trust nobody, not even yourself

Saudio Arabia is on my travel checklist now

Teenage

Ain't No Racist

Send panis and testacals

They went on an adventure!

When HL community delivers

He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Google hires literal nazis

KIM JONG UNITED KOREA

Thanks for sharing, I guess.

Bad At At!

Tux wetsuits