It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
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The last laugh...
We hired people to tend to our garden 4 days ago and we just discovered their solution to making sure one of our plants doesn’t fall
I love wholesome vidya
My bathroom art
We need David Attenborough for this.
My job here is done
i love to do my homework haha
My parasailing guides had a great sense of humor
Seinfeld still holds up today
Excuse me sir, you’re in my blind spot.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm not touching you!
My biology professor trying to fit in with the 'youngsters'
Hopefully you guys find my shirt as amusing as I do!
Saw this guy at a festival last night.
Found this gem in a pub in Dublin
The most intense photo ever taken
Having rough dreams.
I noticed there were a lot of apps with lettered logos so... Speaks for itself.
Intense shoot out
So is he dead now?
What am I? A god or something?
Legen-wait for it-Dary
It's always a long story.
Easter on April Fool’s be like
Damn that story
Anon has a bick dig
The truth right here
Dachshund is ready for the rain
this will be hard to beat..
I can’t live in a world so limiting any more
Recursion at it's finest
My wife and I went to a childs's birthday party. The theme was unicorns.
Sometimes the funniest things are completely unplanned
When you make your own movies.... you get to pick your own Co-Stars
Someone lost their cat at my school and this is how they notified their peers...
Flower girl at my sisters wedding
I Wanted To Ask The Driver The Same Thing About Their Car...
Google Assistant makes a dad joke
I love amazon
The truth hurts.
If you have a bad day
Shitposting to hide the pain
I had to clear my history twice in a few minutes and this is the judgement I get from Google
My sisters bookmark says it all
XD XD XD LETS GET THIS TO TWO LIKES XD XD XD # M A D L A D
The Truth about hand dryers. Seen in Des Moines Airport.
A note that my little cousin left for his dad.
The Signs that our Local Fire Dept. puts up...
***. your. shit.
Me and a guy I met at a party wore the same mismatched socks
Someone had fun naming this rock
Calm ur tit
Thanks for clarifying
Harold just checked his own rule 34
Any Truth To This?
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
....and the party just got interesting!
A Map Of Australia For Americans
I relate to this blowfish.
Everybody does it. I'm doing it right now
This sign at the local dispenzzeria
Do You Want to Play With My Balls?
The blanket that my husband got me for Christmas. It’s his face
Inflation is a serious problem
Darned vanity plates!
The most accurate sign
For when you want to burn down a forest, obviously
Bubble and balls.