I make custom teapots. This one sold 5 minutes after it was done. :)
Alright, sorry.
Watches for sale.
Super power by 2020
Does your dog bite? Worse, he judges you
Press conference.
I had to do a double take when scrolling through local Triathlon photos.
fish wish
Who's church is it?
You know it girl
The first review of Seinfeld signed by the cast and crew.
Picking Colin Mochrie up from the airport.
Hello there beautiful
New social media craze?
Candy Apple Island
When panorama mode literally turns your mom into an ***
The time has come
That's not a tomato...
My girlfriends dog got bit by a copperhead. Send his goofy swollen face your well wishes!
My wife insists she'll find one he likes
1 million sq km flag
Relatable
You can never be too safe...
Best tatoo cover up
This person on a kids playground
Found in a college text book
Extreme dabbing
I raise you the entire Earth is lava
This girl has had just about enough of her underwear being stolen.
Guess who admins?
The Joy of Summer Vacation
Never gets old
Babe, you look good enough to eat.
Shakespeare was really ahead of his time...
how I would like to spend my day
Never thought about that...
LOL, cannot stop laughing
Menacing
Lets all have fun today!
Senior Tacos is the best
Well that's not a topping you see on most menus...
C'mon Kim, make it real!
"Crap! I Thought I Locked the Door!!!"
Haha not Like I have that kinda of hair
Final Boss
Bye baby
Another indian joke
Glorious Communist Surround Sound
Just what I need
The power of imagination
That's one way to sit in a box, I guess.
Pregnancy Test Errors
The local community college art show was 10/10
When you get a little money and start buying stupid shit.
Drop kick me Jesus...
this shirt is up to speed with current events
Finally
Caught the noodle thief
Couple gets an evident seal of approval
First thing I learned about having my own place
A book review by snoop
Dickon Dickoff
Go do the stuff.
If only birds were a bit bigger
Better blur out her fingers before you offend someone.
A more realistic map position
Nailed the title. A+
I see your road is lava and your Baltimore is lava, and raise you the ocean is lava
Academy award winner...
Saturday Night Special
I chew, I chew, I a million times chew.
"You sure that's the right word?"..."Yeah, like 80% sure."..."Print it."
Punny keyboard
Optional required.
"He's my best friend and he works hard all day. Couldn't you at least wag your tail?" by Tom Cheney
Eat crap die fast
"Can I have a piece of paper?".........
bobs or shitpost in your blog butiful
I saw this on Phil Plait's Facebook page today.
they cri
Microsoft is getting desperate...
The ice maker is not working
and this is my partner Ghee Buttersnaps.
War has changed...
"I have a friend who could do it for cheaper"
When I switch from regular jeans into high waist ones.
Chaotic Lawful
Don't get high on your own supply dogo
Saw this in China, kinda made me want to stand there and wait until it started raining
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign...
PICKLE RICK
So this is what happens when you break something
The only downside
Restart life would be a great option
My new lawn ornament arrived today
Plane safety, it's just plain safety
George's wife wasn't too hard to look at either, Clapton would agree.
Anon confirms alien's intelligence
My buddy's girlfriend's new rules for him...
Husband thinks he hit the jackpot at Walmart.