This is a level of self loathing I've never seen before.

Guess we'll skip this house

happy ending doesn't exi....

soon

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Turns out Veggie People get pretty creepy after a while

This candle is usually found right next to a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign.

Hopefully my morning coffee isnt a sign of things to come.

Everybody fits in this one car??

OH Shit "just act natural"

Hugelol con

Things keep getting curiouser and curiouser.

There you go, I ordered some drinks for everybody

I hope they used their 20% discount flyers

When your food is taking too damn long!

>tfw it's Cory in the House

When you're low key trying to offend everyone on the road.

How you store bread says a lot about you as a person

it's my ***ing time to shine

I picked up a bunch of free boxes from Craigslist. I was surprised but I can't wait to see the moving guys' reaction.

Newspaper headline I thought I would never read..

I didn’t learn this in Drivers Ed.

Huh

The Guam flag looks like the first thing you see if you are being born in Guam.

Tried to do an "artsy" photo shoot with our baby

Fury

It gives 11 AC... I'm using it

A new hero is born

Seems legit I reckon.

The chemicals are turning kid gay

Just found the perfect villain for the next Wonder Woman movie.

This was left on the windshield of a car that is consistently double parked everyday in the parking lot of the complex my office is in.

Lifehax

No witness

When you can't use the bathroom without being bothered by your wife or your son.

ha ha yes

Spotted outside Google's Venice Beach offices

what a coincidence

Working in IT, I can relate

Honk if a kid falls out

i've been so blind

Woke up this morning to my baby turtle asleep like this.

Meanwhile in Booneville, Mississippi...

Protip!

This house.

Relatable

In Canada, we have a show called Cityline, which is mostly attended by middle-aged women. My girlfriend at the time made me go

Human brain

This Kindergartner's assignment on Triangles

These puns are un bee-leiveable

I pay, therefore I exist

My mum tried to tell me Birds weren't animals this is what the internet said

I make custom teapots. This one sold 5 minutes after it was done. :)

Alright, sorry.

Watches for sale.

Super power by 2020

Does your dog bite? Worse, he judges you

Press conference.

I had to do a double take when scrolling through local Triathlon photos.

fish wish

Who's church is it?

You know it girl

The first review of Seinfeld signed by the cast and crew.

Picking Colin Mochrie up from the airport.

Hello there beautiful

New social media craze?

Candy Apple Island

When panorama mode literally turns your mom into an ***

The time has come

That's not a tomato...

My girlfriends dog got bit by a copperhead. Send his goofy swollen face your well wishes!

My wife insists she'll find one he likes

1 million sq km flag

Relatable

You can never be too safe...

Best tatoo cover up

This person on a kids playground

Found in a college text book

Extreme dabbing

I raise you the entire Earth is lava

This girl has had just about enough of her underwear being stolen.

Guess who admins?

The Joy of Summer Vacation

Never gets old

Babe, you look good enough to eat.

Shakespeare was really ahead of his time...

how I would like to spend my day

Never thought about that...

LOL, cannot stop laughing

Menacing

Lets all have fun today!

Senior Tacos is the best

Well that's not a topping you see on most menus...

C'mon Kim, make it real!

"Crap! I Thought I Locked the Door!!!"

Haha not Like I have that kinda of hair

Final Boss

Bye baby

Another indian joke

Glorious Communist Surround Sound