You can ask, but you might not like the answer

lets use an old shit meme with a new shit meme to make an actual joke

Local bar's new bathroom door decor

This Pantene model looks like she's about to break up with me...

Well that's that, no more dealing!

'I'd like everyone to know I'm retarded.'

Why Deadpool and Spiderman could never do a crossover movie.

Yoda wasn`t the most popular boy in the jedi school

Anexed

Relatable

Your Wife Is on the Phone

When the police rock up at your house and they are more interested in your bearded dragon than you.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

King of the Moon

no comprendo

There is no cloud.

My local ice cream shop has this on their dishes.

Multi-fish crossing

This kid is my hero

The taste of fine tequila.

Let's follow big brother.

woke

LIT(ter)

Well I'm ***ed

Ouch

show bob

relatable

Super hax03

<3 true love <3

When your girl calls you Obersturmbannführer

Friend's last name is Allday, but that's not what the local news heard

Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine

sharing is caring

Cancer is dead

Lost cat immediately recognizes her owner in street

It's over folks, mystery solved. Everyone can go home now

My wife works with a bunch of scientists and every time I visit her work I write a fake quote in the conference room.

Taking advantage of deals when you are drunk

I think I'll let him finish it first

Time to show my superpower!

Die Not So Hard.

Yadda

Predator down time

I made my own shirt design

some assembly required

When you want to help put away the groceries, but there's a bag and you're a cat.

Found this lunchbox in my garage. It is the most 90s thing I've ever seen

*** you too, tree!

Iphone 8 leak

2017 everybody

When she's about to send nudes but you have 2% battery left.

So, luau ghost may not be an appropriate Halloween costume anymore...

My Crohns doctor paints, and puts his art around the office. This is in the bathroom.

Commentary God

Police stop at a Canadian half marathon

This was posted om my works bulletin board today

God has a sense of humor at least

Is anyone still here?

Thought you guys might like to see my new banana hammock.

Saw this guy biking downtown a week ago in a Speedo, smoking a bong. This is him protesting outside the police department

Dog will lose his shit!

I'm a little concerned about my sister's future...

I never want to encounter this dude at a urinal

One of the support guys was determined to show me a trace, I was expecting a serious issue, this is what I saw.

Speak like an Australian

Walked past a door that was deep in denial

Finally found out what to do with those veggie burgers!

It only makes sense

Sign guy 2020

Where is it

Meatloaf

Sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands

Ironic, but not wrong.

For all you trap lovers, ya'll are gay.

Can I ?

Hello There

Anon ***s up

If every airline in the US had an honest slogan

Blue stands for loyalty

Rare Footage of Japanese Marine Infiltrating the US in 1941

"My girlfriend is 20 years younger than me" starter pack

I get super artsy when my wife leaves luggage in the living room for two weeks.

Urgent message...

Everyone has their own taste preferences, and thats ok :)

I'm stuck inside, I need to get out. Help me please.

10/10 Subtitles

Pic unrelated.

[windows sounds]

Anon is the alt-right

Moose Game

Cause this is thriller, thriller night!

Pizza man, my hero

Beaver Jokes

infinite respect

Beware of dawggo

Rope companies hate him

I'm the guy that typed 'no f***ing shrimp or he die' onto a tables bill and forgot to remove it

Photography magic!

I sat near the most animated reader I've ever seen.

Someone's been putting these stickers on random products in the store I work.