$99.99 a year
When she only dates guys who eat da booty
So my dad calls me the other day, says he got in trouble at the barn for cutting a horses hair and everyone's pissed off. I felt bad for him until I got this picture from my mother.
McPugin
Who can say where the road goes, where the day flows... only time
Temple Run.
Sign outside a local coffee shop
Jon snow gets to work
wake up sheeple！！
From your upstairs friend
facts
Look at me.....I am the cook now!
The future is now
Roses are red. I burnt my pillow.
Feelin' fancy tonight
Half assed.
Google Knows Everything!
some people just cant handle a real party
Professor Doggo is one of the most elite at the university
Verify that you are a human
Medical students taking a selfie at the end of their studies
Show Vegeta
I work in the automotive Industry, and this made my day
A better constipation ad
Best reason ever for getting arrested!
Public Service Announcement.
Bob Ross, what a gentle man
Now that's a real man!!!
the truth about us
You can ask, but you might not like the answer
lets use an old shit meme with a new shit meme to make an actual joke
Local bar's new bathroom door decor
This Pantene model looks like she's about to break up with me...
Well that's that, no more dealing!
'I'd like everyone to know I'm retarded.'
Why Deadpool and Spiderman could never do a crossover movie.
Yoda wasn`t the most popular boy in the jedi school
Anexed
Relatable
Your Wife Is on the Phone
When the police rock up at your house and they are more interested in your bearded dragon than you.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
King of the Moon
no comprendo
There is no cloud.
My local ice cream shop has this on their dishes.
Multi-fish crossing
This kid is my hero
The taste of fine tequila.
Let's follow big brother.
woke
LIT(ter)
Well I'm ***ed
Ouch
show bob
relatable
Super hax03
<3 true love <3
When your girl calls you Obersturmbannführer
Friend's last name is Allday, but that's not what the local news heard
Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine
sharing is caring
Cancer is dead
Lost cat immediately recognizes her owner in street
It's over folks, mystery solved. Everyone can go home now
My wife works with a bunch of scientists and every time I visit her work I write a fake quote in the conference room.
Taking advantage of deals when you are drunk
I think I'll let him finish it first
Time to show my superpower!
Die Not So Hard.
Yadda
Predator down time
I made my own shirt design
some assembly required
When you want to help put away the groceries, but there's a bag and you're a cat.
Found this lunchbox in my garage. It is the most 90s thing I've ever seen
*** you too, tree!
Iphone 8 leak
2017 everybody
When she's about to send nudes but you have 2% battery left.
So, luau ghost may not be an appropriate Halloween costume anymore...
My Crohns doctor paints, and puts his art around the office. This is in the bathroom.
Commentary God
Police stop at a Canadian half marathon
This was posted om my works bulletin board today
God has a sense of humor at least
Is anyone still here?
Thought you guys might like to see my new banana hammock.
Saw this guy biking downtown a week ago in a Speedo, smoking a bong. This is him protesting outside the police department
Dog will lose his shit!
I'm a little concerned about my sister's future...
I never want to encounter this dude at a urinal
One of the support guys was determined to show me a trace, I was expecting a serious issue, this is what I saw.
Speak like an Australian
Walked past a door that was deep in denial
Finally found out what to do with those veggie burgers!
It only makes sense
Sign guy 2020
Where is it
Meatloaf