I'm in Japan so we see the eclipse a day before you guys in the US. Enjoy!

Me when I find out who's been spending all my money.

Wife left me a sexually CHARGED grocery list.

Duolingo is a bit harsh

a new talent discovered

Ready for the eclipse tomorrow!

The perfect wheel doesn't exi...

Plant joke!

Delet tis

Got called in for a meeting with HR recently about "appropriate language in the workplace;" the next day this gem mysteriously showed up on my desk.

kek

20 year difference

:angrybones:

wut u do

Patrick will always make me laugh

How to be a parent in 2017

Come on guy, that's 11....

When you *** up typing so bad autocorrect is like I dunno man, maybe try capitalizing it???

How strong is Steve?

The saddest aisle in the supermarket.

Ha.

I love Nero's music

Emotions

That sounds like it'll work

Twins !

How to end racism

I don't have the sauce.

Roman memes are my thing

Robotic Love Life !

I think he wants a new chew toy

That's gotta hurt the feelings

Positions like this have a 100% chance of making your king swear fealty.

OK. Wait. What?

I am sorry...

Trying to get back in the dating scene after marriage like..

No hands!

In honor of the eclipse tomorrow.

People would drive from miles around for grandma's muffin

Dream of every person who encounters a brat

A calf showing off to dogs

Early picture of the eclipse

Skrub scientists

El Crasho

Or an anime tiddie

Please come and fetch him.

Looking at all of you

Use protection people!

wheres the italians?

what a good person

Those multiple download buttons on websites.

These berries though.........

Liberal mindset

Advertising vs Reality

I think the moon is trying to tell us where the treasure is hidden.

$20 onesies at Walmart? I regret nothing...

Sign in Split

Thomas the tank engines nightmares

Sad

ponéknom maymays

Flat-Earthers finally have the evidence they need

In the car with my Uncle and this pops up

Man, that Lizardman!

We went with the safe option

Hold that thought

Fascinating!

Snacks for the eclipse.

hdl'ers at a bar

Take Down the Clown!

Never ending cycle.

This is it. lol

Nap..

Any man can be a father; it takes someone special to be a Dad

Pepsi will always bring us together.

Ransom in 2017

Leo bald is basically just Jack Nicholson.

When a girl needs help

You know you can trust this animal hospital

No!!!!!

Das wacist

Hopefully no one reads this straight across from left to right like I did...

This appropriate advert on the other page

Girl thinks paparazzi is taking photos of her; doesn't yet realize a supermodel is right behind her.

When your life is going great.

Why were we taught this in school?

I have a job ...

When his hand faster than his head!

The face of regret.

My friend just returned from a 7 month deployment. This guy had my favorite sign in the crowd of friends and family.

Why can't I, plato?

How to make sure a child cannot access parental controls settings

A mother's struggle

PSA: Check your beer bottles for wasps when drinking outside in the summer.

Haikubaru

I think someone's jealous

Since my wife got a new car, I thought I'd splurge too and upgrade mine to the CLI edition.

ATM security level: Grandma

This really made my wife and I laugh for some reason...

Enjoy the dinner with us

Tada!

Being left handed is a special kind of torture