Tinder pickup lines

Another Vampire

Seriously what's his deal with the binoculars?

Spotted this cool van on a morning walk

Ctrl + Right

They mentioned we might see bats during the eclipse....

Your honor my client will take Congo and Princess Diana

I wanna know where they got a working chandelier. lol

The new Dyson hair dryer

When OC is created during research for OC

I Wish it Was.....

You haven't eaten...

Perspective Disruption

>being a Jorah

yaas

Damn my nibba

My 85 year old Grandfather enjoying the eclipse from PA in style.

He is in future all ready

african food

When someone picks you up at 6am

Well I thought it was cool...

I got bored today, so I drew this.

Saw this, laughed out loud, very witty

Stay away from the shadowy place

Winter is here

tastes bad

oh no.

billions

Who needs rocky when u got dis

educational

My sister watched 138 eclipses through a pasta strainer.

mr trump

i thought he was from compton

Heck yeah friends!

its everyday bro

haha yes

>Creating an Entire Religion to get rid of a Thot

when your city got nuked and you die <3 <3 100 100 X'D

Relatable

The Guardian straight-up trolling eclipse watchers concerned about eye damage

fake news

Manager

Wholesome 4chan

Windows is a scammer

i hate hugelol

"You have 2 options... I destroy you or the fruit loops."

It stormed during the eclipse so my dad improvised.

we know the answer now

Meanwhile, in Springfield

wuba luba dub dub

How are we not extinct yet?

My dog tried to eat a bee.

Nothing is sacred to us

Puesto diario de mierda

Look Away

me_irl

My local independent coffee shop uses a Starbucks mug for its toilet brush holder

This is what happens when you post a link to a $23 dress on Amazon to a female meteorologist Facebook group.

bazooper

This painting at my school

Watching people attempt to view the eclipse ended up being more entertaining than the eclipse itself.

I wish my job had the same policy

Leaked image of the raven Davos used to get a message 1500 miles overnight

When you try to take a picture of the eclipse...

Three Signs you need to Re-evaulate Your Life Choices

I was upset i didn't get to see the eclipse. My dad made me feel better.

Bored1 and Toby's real life

Could this wake the sheeple?

Two thirds of the United States today.

The 4 Fs

Everyone walking into astronomy class today.

When expectation exceeds the budget

walking pub :)

Feeling really confident about my eclipse glasses

"Granpda, what was 2017 like?"

I was putting together a turkey sandwich when I noticed something interesting..

"don't look at the sun"

Pinhole viewer really does work!

"The fly is only printed"

So, I found this plant after the eclipse...

Made jokes about dickbutt throughout a construction project. Superintendent just surprised us with this beauty to celebrate finishing the job.

how

Nobody will know

Me during the eclipse today.

Eclipse Elmo

Call the cops!!!

Saw this woman getting a better view of the eclipse

A Totaled Eclipse

The Reality of a Selfie

This kid at a gas station in Nebraska was giving out "Free solar hats to protect you from the UV radiation."

“Don’t look at the sun without your glasses!”

When you don't fall for fake news

Trial Run

Everyone today

The internet makes us all smarter

What's the grossest food-flavored Pringle you can think of?

You were warned!

if you ever feel useless, remember, HDL has a report button for post being overly racist

Valyrian Steel

You like fishsticks?