My sister married that man behind us. It's his birthday today and I hope he only grows older and not up.

Lust

His power is still yet to eclipse

Accurate street art from a cafe window.

This $1000 tv stand

Tiimmmmmaaaayyyyyyy!!

Who ever Tom is, his onion picking game must be on point

This could be us...

Two of my good friends wrote me the best birthday card I've received in a while

A pickup truck in the background of Game of Thrones

We my not miss communism, but we will miss you.

You just shut your mouth!

Someone that's very committed to the living the pineapple life

LPT- eating a hard taco over a soft tortilla shell nets you a second taco absolutely free. You're welcome world.

Ironic

Pictures or it didn't happen

When you have 1% of battery left and decide to downvote one more post

Yo dawg, I heard you like towtrucks...

'Unforseen' Circumstances

It's important to taco about your feelings!

And your trash is my waifu!

When your aunts dog looks like the solar eclipse

I think I found Barney's biggest fan

I'm Staying Home Tonight...

Colors

'You're fired!'

The previous owner of this textbook left this gem behind

A little gem found at Goodwill today!

Netflix and chill?

Don't risk it

If Rick Grimes had speech bubbles...

There is always a way!

Sky Bacon

:smiley:

Choose your stylist

Brother found a pickup truck in the background of Game of Thrones

Way To Know Actual Genuine Person:))

I sneak mine in.

Tinder pickup lines

Another Vampire

Seriously what's his deal with the binoculars?

Spotted this cool van on a morning walk

Ctrl + Right

They mentioned we might see bats during the eclipse....

Your honor my client will take Congo and Princess Diana

I wanna know where they got a working chandelier. lol

The new Dyson hair dryer

When OC is created during research for OC

I Wish it Was.....

You haven't eaten...

Perspective Disruption

>being a Jorah

yaas

Damn my nibba

My 85 year old Grandfather enjoying the eclipse from PA in style.

He is in future all ready

african food

When someone picks you up at 6am

Well I thought it was cool...

I got bored today, so I drew this.

Saw this, laughed out loud, very witty

Stay away from the shadowy place

Winter is here

tastes bad

oh no.

billions

Who needs rocky when u got dis

educational

My sister watched 138 eclipses through a pasta strainer.

mr trump

i thought he was from compton

Heck yeah friends!

its everyday bro

haha yes

>Creating an Entire Religion to get rid of a Thot

when your city got nuked and you die <3 <3 100 100 X'D

Relatable

The Guardian straight-up trolling eclipse watchers concerned about eye damage

fake news

Manager

Wholesome 4chan

Windows is a scammer

i hate hugelol

"You have 2 options... I destroy you or the fruit loops."

It stormed during the eclipse so my dad improvised.

we know the answer now

Meanwhile, in Springfield

wuba luba dub dub

How are we not extinct yet?

My dog tried to eat a bee.

Nothing is sacred to us

Puesto diario de mierda

Look Away

me_irl

My local independent coffee shop uses a Starbucks mug for its toilet brush holder

This is what happens when you post a link to a $23 dress on Amazon to a female meteorologist Facebook group.

bazooper

This painting at my school

Watching people attempt to view the eclipse ended up being more entertaining than the eclipse itself.

I wish my job had the same policy