My fiance gave photos of the eclipse to the old lady across the street and she insisted on paying him.

smooth as eggs

Possible murder during Patriots preseason game?

No Sleep

All hail god emperor Trump

My nephew took this photo in Norway

Just a bird's nest in a tree.

Heard someone yelling and screaming in the bathroom... Lots of people were concerned.

In honor of this weekends festivities

My daughter has been picking her own clothes and watching her big brother get on the bus.

Honestly tired of seeing all my stubborn Texan friends asking for thoughts and prayers while staying in harms way on the coast.

"Roswell? Yeah - I was there."

Saw a semi driving down the road with an apparently empty trailer. Then I saw this.

Hurricane Procedures

Who'd've thunk it?....

How I picture Texans preparing for the hurricane.

Hold your wife's hand in the mall...

Found this at the beach in a little ice cream parlor

He is onto something

Now this is customer service

This dog got stung by a bee...in his mouth

No need to escort me, I'll leave on my own.

When Someone Owe me Money!!

Know the requirements

Climate change is chinese hoax

If you ever played The Sims, you'll get it.

The best graduation 'special talent' ever written.

"Conor McGregor got his son a 3-piece suit for the big fight."

The revolution has begun.

Sometimes you are just wearing the RIGHT shirt.

Ayyy lmao

Good news, everybody! The solar eclipse glasses I ordered a month ago finally came!

I was flipping around some of my country's news channels and found one where they're literally broadcasting the news by reading local newspapers.

Sex a-peel

giBBie!!!

when you finally learn to love yourself so you stop trying to fill the void with thots

At first I thought it was a random buffalo wild wings in china.........i was mistaken.

When you're horny you're horny.

A simple one

This meme has a half life of 30 days

Unique. Just like everyone else.

My kittens have been trying to be nursed during the past few months. The only problem is that the bigger cat is their brother

Hey, Pal. Part 2

Thicc art

big jaw

Your GeForce drivers are up to date

"You're telling me I can dodge paws?" "No. When you're ready - you won't have too."

I would hire this man without hesitation

Found in the Co-Ed dorms at Ohio University...

Definitely an Indian car

Where are the subtitles?

This guy is dedicated

Someone help this post. It's drowning.

Sooo... Incest?

Paint skill 5 though.

Reflection..

Steam < Pirate

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I Really Miss this Man

Damn those sandniBBas

Walked into the work break room for some thereal this morning..

Thicc thighs save lives.

And you thought you were having a bad day

I didn't see that coming

When another peaceful religion had the power

Say no to racism-sm-sm-sm-sm

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My new job’s hardhat exemption policy

My very white friend got burnt after our first beach day in Nantucket. Then something magical happened.

Best way to postpone execution

The old pinched condom trick

Don’t Drink and Prime

On my way to work in DC

This is my favorite one

Fighting the real fight

Took this picture at the best time

How the Night King transported those giant ***ing chains from Home Depot

What is the most used language in programming?

Need my charger to look at memes during Hurricane Harvey.

This seems legit

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Walked in my bosses office and saw this sign.

People at the store in Houston would rather starve during Hurricane Harvey than eat chicken and waffle Lay's

Our Company's IT guy sent this pic after checking on one of youngest employees. "God damn Millennials!"

Hide and seek: Pro level

Very sneaky

When the customer asks for the manager and the manager says the exact same thing that you did.

Sea mine

How 1 of my 4 kids makes sure his siblings dont steal his treasures

Robot Problems.

DON'T BE LATE! BE AT HOME BY 10!!!

My wife got me a new cutting board!

Free bird

photography expert

Clown dad

true

shame

Free

Forearms would be sore for days

try bleach