Happy wife, happy life.

c l o n k

Looks like I'll have to cancel the romantic drive I planned with your mom.

This SUV broke the sound barrier.

When your wife is crafty but hates people.

This four year old that put on her "police helmet" and started writing traffic tickets

This is how we in Mississippi fight heart disease

A stab in the dark or a shot in the head?

Mayweather, the winner of the night everyone.

Yes this is stolen

yes

The biggest fight goes to...

Poor boi

Lucky him

Incredible clothing choice.

when your friend askes "Whats hugelol?"

This dog just looted a bag of dog food after the Hurricane here in Texas.

I want one too

Lewding the dragon loli >.<

Upvote if you think Mayweather's next opponent should be Butterbean

when a mem peaks, it peaks

homosexuals are sexually attracted to homos

Current view of Mayweather versus McGregor fight.

Spooky

Meanwhile in Texas.....

Simpsons called it again

Yes?

What a fight.

"The internet told me it would work."

The cut lyric from grease

Scrooge ain't playin no games.

The illusion of choice

Gloryhole Mayweather

First thing wife thought of

Its great to see my daughter so appreciative

Going in

Prediction for tonight's fight:

Na na na na na na na SWEAR WORDS!

Good thing they put a tarp on it.

Yeah boyyyy

My grocery store got sassy today

Leave it to them

Hurricane Incoming!

Chocolate Russian Roulette for people with allergies

Nigerean man dies...

Vapeby

It'll be an interesting fight for sure

I get frustrated when my chips don't drop, I can only imagine how this guy felt.

Today in 1969, the first episode of Sesame Street premiered on TV. This is one of Jim Henson's designs of Big Bird.

Not Much Change Then

I am at the citadel in Quebec City Canada for the changing of the guard ceremony. Our military owns a goat that goes on parade with them everyone morning. This makes me feel more Canadian than ever.

Canadian Riots

One simple trick for a bikini body

hmm burger

Flawless liquor store logic

My friends cat looks at the only closed window

A real life hack

When your dog does everything possible to get your attention

What are thoseeeeeee!?!?

his power levels are amazing

Finale Jeopardy

"all women have a gaydar"

A poem

Thug Life, 1978.

Answering the door after a rough night...

The master race isn't that smart.

Because *** sleep!

Target is getting so chill

A twist in the tale

I'm quite sure my neighbor's cat wants to kill me

Dave knows his shit!

Well done, Canada

This review on Gender Alchemist

The boys are having fun

Mr. Burn's Dog

I love this toy lmao

Enticing...

Crabbsssss

This seat looks like it has little leggies.

Mural of Conor McGregor Jr

When your best friend just won his freedom but you remember ur still a slave.

She's moving out because she doesn't get to pick her own bed time.

Tried to take a self with my dog. Turned out great

The circle of slice.

Female Daniel Radcliffe

The power of shadow.

He's gonna confuse them all

The Perfect Blend

A half-black, half-white teenager's parents finally allowed him to get a tattoo. This is what he picked.

Life's unfair

Relatable

Thoughtful tweet from Ryan Reynolds

My son pulled the "pop ups" out of this book and it's a special kind of terrifying.

Even the Grimm Reaper has a soft spot

I bet that guy is from this site

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