Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
125,688 5-Year Club
Yeah, this totally was not made in China
Wow I sure hope I don't get banned
When you tell a Hungarian a hungry joke
This is how Rufus sleeps now since he tore out the bottom of his bed.
I think Portland is becoming the next Florida
In Bacon I trust
When taking a sh!t has never been more uncomfortable...
Never be ashamed for your love of tuna
Make it double
I bet he wanted bobs and vigena pics
Ending this meme - 2
i want to be a stock photo model when i grow up
How to trick an idiot.
Young Man there is no need to feel down, except were going to hell for this one
How hard did this paper boy throw this newspaper?
Googled Joel Osteen to see if he was still refusing to shelter people; was not disappointed in the wiki summary
Some banter between two restaurants in my town
two memes for the price of one
Sperm Bank ... Donation ....
if an animal ate meat, is it also an animal abuser? peta help
we all know who won
Always check the bottom of your mugs
No service! Also...
My sister took our cat for a walk outside for the first time in her life. I don't think she was a fan
Rick and Morty
i wish my dad was adopted as well
Well it ain't gonna suck itself
The cut out Gamestop threw away damn near gave me a Shaq attack.
Not a fan of the new candy machine at work. 0/10, it tastes terrible
When my grandfather passed, I found a stack of these in his nightstand
Only in Alabama
M A U R I C E
Wendy's Frosty Machine
She is gonna be mad tommorow.
John Snow or Jesus?
Has science gone too far?
When having a small penis pays off.
Someone's getting fired
Every time I get a new computer
Someone's horse escaped in Houston and wanted to go for a swim.
Dope or Pedo?
Single life has advantages!
Utah Macy's knows how to cater to their market.
Going to the gym be like
There is a deep message
R O T A T I O N
If Lays Made Beer
*** YOU KANYE
I knew that the car we used to draw in kindergarten does exist.
Steve Harvey everyone
First day of 6th grade
GoT Russian Edition
Where's the problem
No lies now, caught you red-mouthed
Hero on patrol
Get some and apply them as needed...
A picture says a 1000 words.
Runs on what?
Yes, dude... Life is hard
When your boss knows you too well
World Exclusive first look at new King of the Hill reboot!
SO was away for a few days. Photoshopped & sent her this picture of our Daughter, just so she knows everything is going well.
I've a joke for you
ai want to gamble again
Like something off Key and Peele
maywearer is a doer in box
His other car...
Cash or credit?
First day of school as a kid
I don't understand fashion
South park getting it right
Best cat ever
stop showing hugelol to your normie friends
Hopefully my wife turns into a beautiful butterfly finally..
Don't *** with the IT guy who hasn't seen the finale of GOT
Thats what I call profit
***, do I go in for the autograph?
Cat recognises his owner in a video chat
What makes men and cats smile?
Words are funny that way.